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Wheres the Rogue

Where's the Rogue

Enquiring minds want to know. I'm jonesing - need a fix please...

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Christian Subject Matter

Christian Subject Matter

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews...

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Words

Words

George Carlin on the use of unnecessary words. Some are a bit salty....

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This will change everything

This will change everything !

Presenting the...... . . . . Tear Only it, can prevent forest fires AND "tastes great !"...

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Cough cough

Cough, cough...

It was uncle Jason's 93rd birthday and we all gathered around a cake to celebrate. He got out of the hospital just last week as his Emphysema was gett...

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The Virgosign on a typo

The Virgosign on a typo

A bit on the lighter side of life today. Do you kick yourself when you message anybody and message goes out with a typo ? Or worse, you write if well...

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So you think you can judge

So you think you can judge

Trevor Noah's hilarious take on the ongoing Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. Day 1;...

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THE WOODEN TOILET SEAT

THE WOODEN TOILET SEAT

The train raced onward through the night, chugging power and a sense of purpose. Molly and Jack were stuck on the crossing. Molly died instantly but...

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A Few Smiles

A Few Smiles

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous you...

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Like you know

Like... you know?

People say the word 'like' too often in a sentence and sometimes it's followed by 'you know' Expect 'an-duh' or uhh... to be part of that too. People...

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Its official Australians are the best men to meet

It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.

This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're o...

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She loves long moonlit walks along the ocean

She loves long moonlit walks along the ocean...

Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean....

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Theres Snow On the Roof But

There's Snow On the Roof, But...

...there's still fire in the furnace! Check out former president Bill Clinton, getting an eyeful at the Aretha Franklin funeral/life celebration: ht...

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Monday Monday

Monday Monday

Add your own favorites, if you like. http://meowsandpurrs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/http-funnycats.com_.au...

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For the writers on CS Evie nails it

For the writers on CS - Evie nails it

If you don't care to follow links, the text is below but the pics and gifs on her original blog are hilarious https://eviegaughan.com/2018/05/01/w...

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an stuff

an stuff

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First the Apple

First the Apple

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After the...

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Joke

Joke

Omg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ?? In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always be...

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The quartermasters store

The quartermaster's store

The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse There h...

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AL SHARPTON CANT SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG R E S P I C T

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’

Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sh...

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Hair today gone tomorrow

Hair today... gone tomorrow.

I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey h...

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Wow pens

Wow! pens...

My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red. I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow! Unless the paper you write on is a...

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Pences one man parade in honor of Trump Satire from Andy Borowitz

Pence's one man parade in honor of Trump (Satire from Andy Borowitz)

Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants to begin. For one thing, some estimate the c...

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Funny business slogans

Funny business slogans...

PLUMBER: We're #1 in the #2 business. ELECTRICIAN: Our prices won't shock you. SANDWICH SHOP: Let's MEAT for lunch. DENTIST: I do my bus...

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Bad Bureaucracies

Bad Bureaucracies

It's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulatio...

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Some terrific irony in the newest Borowitz column

Some terrific irony in the newest Borowitz column

I'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa. But, if you like, you can catch up with this video...

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Photo Caption Contest Lion ride

Photo Caption Contest - Lion ride

Create your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's...

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Words we use every day that sometimes arent really words

Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...

A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink"...

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lol

A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St...

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How our needs and wants change the older we get

How our needs and wants change the older we get!

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just c...

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Justice Ginsburg Speaks

Justice Ginsburg Speaks

Tag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dis...

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A Wife Is Dreaming In Bed

She suddenly wakes up and shouts "hide quick, my husband is home". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window....

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Dreams can come true they can happen for you if

"Dreams can come true, they can happen for you, if....."

.....you read Andy's most recent column in The New Yorker. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Family Flees to Moscow By Andy Borowitz...

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Ivanka Trumps next business venture

Ivanka Trump's next business venture ?

You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop. Sad, so sad. https://www.npr.org/2018/07/24/6320...

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The Inverse Vampire

The Inverse Vampire

It's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rai...

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The End Is Near

The End Is Near...

As a kid, I remember people holding signs on the street corners that read Repent - The end Is Near. It's 60 years later and I see less of those signs....

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Fear of deportation

Fear of deportation

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Schmokin Hot

Schmokin Hot...

Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms. I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would b...

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What are you seeking on here

What are you seeking on here ?

That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here. It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great ef...

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Its a case of up or down low

It's a case of up or down low

New timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report...

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