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LIVIN IN THE SOUTH

LIVIN IN THE SOUTH

Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before. ...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant t...

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The place in the universe of forever floating traces

The place in the universe of forever floating traces...

of your virtual actions. Damn it, let's pretend it never happened I might just stay here now that my prints are all over the shop...

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Kancho

This is a thing in Japan....

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This is a glimpse into our futures

This is a glimpse into our futures...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't hav...

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Swiss Guide

Swiss Guide

Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving h...

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Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own car

Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own car

The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day...

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I dont

I don't

Like this at any time, As the big day is approaching I mean this valentine I am no where near to recieve atleast a small package of chocolates ne...

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Looking For Jesus

Looking For Jesus

An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river he proceeds to walk into the wate...

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Laptop Speakers

Not loud enough for music but too loud for porn...

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The Rooster

The Rooster

"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathe...

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Something to Brighten Your Day

Something to Brighten Your Day

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoyin...

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The Church Gossip

The Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members d...

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Anger management really works

Anger management really works...

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I p...

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The cool cat

For all the people in the world! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEnBCtf_aw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc...

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An Evening At The Ballet

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbGqJ_MonU Saw this ballet in Amsterdam ....

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The Motorist

The Motorist

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police dep...

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New car technology is a hoot

New car technology is a hoot.

Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this http://sundown.me.uk/ technology/mercedes-aa-cl...

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Gods Email

God's Email

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one...

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Kevinism the not so rare teenage disease

Kevinism...the not so rare teenage disease..

Kevinism is a disease that came about during the 90's, before its appearance teenagers use to help around he house, dry up, even clean their dads car....

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Congratulations

China canceled one child policy and allows its citizens to produce more than one childrenes , new breeding season starts , congratulations China No...

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New Driver

New Driver

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them f...

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Go to your room

Go to your room !

In some countries women are sent to a hut for 7 days when they are on their menstruation, countries like India, Pakistan and Nepal, an accent Hindu tr...

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Funnies

Funnies

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do...

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To make you smile

To make you smile

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me...

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Wakeup Kiss

Wakeup Kiss

Have you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned ove...

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Shoplifting

Shoplifting

An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you...

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Yup

It sucks how every girl I am interested in is either taken or has good taste in men...

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Ikea

Ikea

Have a nice weekend...

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Is It Time For A Nursing Home

Is It Time For A Nursing Home?

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he sai...

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Strange Stuff tMic Says

Strange Stuff tMic Says

I say some pretty strange things sometimes. Join me for a romp in the playground of my mind. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Some of it is jus...

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Some Humor

Some Humor

I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu. A young blonde fears her hu...

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Hollyweed

Hollyweed! :)

Is there someone here knows who did this? ;)...

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That Explains It

When a woman is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher tone of voice. That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Barry White...

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Show Your Joe

Show Your Joe

Show Your Joe...

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Christmas in the tropics

Christmas in the tropics

Hah...You're wrong. I'm not going to complain about the heat. Cause I like it. No, I'm going to complain about my Christmas present. My bad....

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Christmas Party Illusion

Christmas Party Illusion

He spotted her immediately He was starstruck at her beauty Vibrant russet locks flowing down her back Cheekbones cut from pure granite Breasts t...

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It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!!

YOUTUBE The Story Of Festivus Yep! December 23...FESTIVUS! The most irreverent, sacrilegious, un-commercialized holiday that celebrat...

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lol

Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but h...

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What really went down with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

What really went down with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

You might call this another 'cold case.' I think we might have enough evidence here to press charges against all those other reindeer. You know the...

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