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Christmas Humor

Christmas Humor

I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen al...

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Would You Believe It?

My neighbor came knocking on my door at 3 am. Can you believe it, 3 am? Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums....

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The Benefits of Laser Vision Correction

The Benefits of Laser Vision Correction

Many folks will be nervous regarding the treatment with questions like what if something goes wrong? So it's a very understandable fear. I had a hard...

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Christmas Shopping

Christmas Shopping

Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to d...

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A Few Laughs

A Few Laughs

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping...

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Attention

Attention

I learned long ago some people are just smug self righteous a**hole...begging for attention... Crying in public about how they are mistreated...

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:-)

I'm corresponding with a scammer right now, bantering back and forth! Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!...

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lol

A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gon...

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Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies

Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItXKGyO6cRA...

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Christmas Humor

Christmas Humor

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper! What do you get when you...

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Who do you want down your chimney Xmas eve

Who do you want down your chimney Xmas eve

Bagsy berrysmoothie in that outfit.....Don't think they make chimney big enough for chunky bums mind...

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Dead Penguins I never knew this

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that...

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LEXOPHILIA WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP

LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, bu...

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just for fun

just for fun

A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least t...

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MURPHYS OTHER 15 LAWS

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is...

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Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter

Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter...

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call ? With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!...

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Its Friday....

Whats the height of being intoxicated? When you walk across the dance floor to buy another drink and you win the Singles Dance Competition.. Yo...

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Oops

Oops

His request approved, the CNN News photographer chartered a flight from the local airport, and was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him a...

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10 complaint

$10 complaint

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"...

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Test for Dementia

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?...

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Drafting Old Men Into The Military

Drafting Old Men Into The Military

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whol...

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NEWS FLASH! Democrats To Rig Election!

Trump urges Republicans to act NOW to close the rigged election gap! ........ TRUMP - Fifty gaziliion CLINTON - Six...

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lol

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James , a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a...

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ABOUT GROWING OLDER

ABOUT GROWING OLDER …

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer thin...

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lol

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the...

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Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies

Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies...

Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great spo...

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Well I'm on my way OFFECER

A friend sent this and it made me laugh. Ron Chesterfield, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was...

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Wife Found Alive In Coffin

Wife Found Alive In Coffin

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket ou...

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HEY, NEWBIES...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

(Introduction: I was browsing the blogs & this came up under "other blogs". A blast from the past, as it were. Anyway, as there are a quite a few rec...

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Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband

Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual obituary in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered w...

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Too much tension on here

Too much tension on here!

Too much tension on here! I am posting this to get people to laugh and relax! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLv7CG10B4 ENJOY!...

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Funny

Funny

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A Christmas ad

A Christmas ad.

For animal lovers...

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BREAKING NEWS Canada to Build a Wall

BREAKING NEWS: Canada to Build a Wall

>> >> >> >> News Update from Canada >> >> The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has inten...

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