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Highest Impeachment rating in history satire

Highest Impeachment rating in history ? (satire)

Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments By Andy Borowitz WA...

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Husband Down

Husband Down

Haha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in thei...

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Trump invites Putin to the White House

Trump invites Putin to the White House

SATIRE Satire from The Borowitz Report Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House By Andy Borowi...

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A Few Chuckles

A Few Chuckles

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...

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verbal diarrhea

verbal diarrhea

the master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole...

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Being an only child from a small village was tough

Being an only child from a small village was tough...

That´s because I had to fuk someone else´s sister, yak yak!...

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Having a heck of a day

Having a heck of a day......

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...

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Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources satire from Borowitz

Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources (satire from Borowitz).

Satire from The Borowitz Report Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help By Andy Borowitz July 11, 2018 BRUSSELS (The Bor...

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Chasing Rabbits

Chasing Rabbits

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hi...

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Chick Fil A song ala Beatles

Chick Fil A song ala / Beatles

The Chick Fil A song by Tom Hawkins taking off on a Beatles classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OwZGmYV-1I...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LOU & WEN!

Happy Birthday To Lou & Wen! Happy Birthday To Lou & You! Happy Birthday To Lou-OOOO & Wen-eNNN! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EmH9f0c9olc Gr...

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I bought a new Tri Flex Fuel Truck

I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.

It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service...

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Can We Bring Back The Old Blog Format Please

Can We Bring Back The Old Blog Format Please....

it's the one where most recent blogs appear on top and not the last commented one...? It's kinda strange reading multiple blogs form one blogger...bo...

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Four Men

Four Men

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...

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Truth on the lack of civility by protestors

Truth on the lack of 'civility' by protestors

Here's Trevor Noah...

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Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trumps choice in jacket message lol

Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trump's choice in jacket message. lol

Here is the explanation by 'Melania' herself. So, there you have it....

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The Male Robot Companion MaRC a review

The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a review

The way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the p...

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THE HAIRCUT

THE HAIRCUT

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,...

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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...

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58,000th BLOG!!!

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Congratulations to Trump Voters Youve done it

Congratulations to Trump Voters - You've done it !!

Satire from The Borowitz Report Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2015 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group...

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Robot Bartender

Robot Bartender

A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY...

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Terrific News from Singapore

Terrific News from Singapore :)

Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada By Andy Borowitz 11:13 A.M. SINGAP...

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The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lol

The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lol

I'm not sure if you have been following this situation, or not. But Dirty Don Trump started a whole big to do, because several of the black football...

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OMG Youll never guess what

"OMG ! You'll never guess what !"

or add your own photo caption....

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Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani lol

Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lol

Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz 10...

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Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashians visit to the Whitehouse

Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse

"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."...

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Smile

Smile

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!...

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Youre odd

You're odd !

Your feet smell, while your nose runs. You park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway on your way to the store to buy jumbo shrimp. What the hell...

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He's the only one that fits the bill.

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel,...

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Prognosis

Prognosis

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h...

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t...

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smiles

smiles..................

Life is........like online Love is.....like offline Heart is....pending worries are everyday...updating problems are always.....incomin...

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What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness

What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness

Most funniest moment ever you witness how hard it made u laugh how did it make your day go and who u tell...

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Coffee Talk -

So y'all punsters have a blog OF YOUR VERY OWN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJkANps0Qw Am I considerate or WHAT?!...

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Today is my not birthday

Today is my not-birthday !

Yes, just like 362 other days of the year, it is NOT my birthday. Please wish me a happy not birthday, as I did not get another year older toda...

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Fnord

Fnord

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Trump considers firing the word Subpoena

Trump considers firing the word Subpoena

Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” By Andy Borowitz 11:50 A.M. WASHINGTON (The...

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Just Three Words

Just Three Words

A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...

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The Telephone Rings And

A whispered child's voice answers - Hello? (An employer is calling to pass information to an employee.) - Hello. Is your Daddy there? Whispere...

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I have just one word for this Wow

I have just one word for this - Wow !

I've met pitbulls that were nicer. The 2018 Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxISB26avpw...

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