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I pondered my next business move and with all that blogging about Koncubine or whatever that brewed tea is called. I have an empty house in Miami that...
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of emba...
...everyone in your blog, like a handing out participation trophies? ...but I like my participation trophies. Don't judge me....
My grandfather had a forest of ear hair times 2. Unlike him I seem to have gotten an overabundance of nose hair that requires trimming every few weeks...
No wonder why we're still blogging here! 1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open....
April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the internet b...
Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone...
Its a court date but its a date and I'm dressing up...
Sometimes I get cranky from my routine life...doing same things over and over again...worse part is when something else complicates that routine and m...
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "'Yes, Father, it is." "And...
Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball o...
The nurse: When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned this the hard...
So tonight is my special night. lol I get to indulge into the wonderful. Cookies! I just got back from the store. What in the world have I be...
Working a lot these days...exhausted when I finally lay in bed at night, no time to think nor do anything else, just sleep and drag myself out of bed...
It's the only one with chocolate." (On a T-shirt I recently bought)....
A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to sh...
It was a spectacular event Friday night. The Conservative Borg mothership came into orbit around Earth and two hundred thousand sleeper cells lit up....
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" questions the pr...
.Marie and Tony were just married, and they're spending their honeymoon night at her mother's house. Maria, being a good Italian girl, is a virgin,...
LMAO!!! A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all...
A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent." "one penny?" exclaimed the guy....
Going Home I've Done My Time Fantastic weekend to everyone. I'm gone........
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment yo...
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Tracey, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the org...
The Joke of the Day Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each ot...
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the co...
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each...
Edith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her c...
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived a...
Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to t...
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I...
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story...
I lost my set of house keys. Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut. Nevermind!...
As we are now pre listing proposed blog titles and the meaning/ purpose of life Has been done to death 10,000 times here I'm calling dibs on this...
Dear Doctor, last week my turds started floating. The nurse at the clinic said it's because I need more iron in my diet. I told my carpenter friend wh...
While very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one. #1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than...
Satire from The Borowitz Report El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt By Andy Borowitz 10:33 A.M. NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—...
Some of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Rus...
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