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Keep your animals warm this winter

Keep your animals warm this winter

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Girls Night Out

Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...

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Skinny dipping anyone

Skinny-dipping anyone??

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, s...

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Dear Abby

Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his...

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kids

kid's

I love reading these blogs. Remind me of infant school. Please please carry on making my day....

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Sunday night tired smiles

Sunday night tired smiles

Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate a...

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10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life

10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a...

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Hopping on Opportunity

Hopping on Opportunity

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "Yo...

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Power of the Pen vs The Sword

If the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words? http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/joburg-home-owner-slashes-robbe...

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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about a...

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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, si...

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Words that end in man

Words that end in ....man

If it can fly is SuperMan, if it can swim is AquaMan, If it can clim is SpiderMan,If it explote is a MusulMan, If it can......is a woMan. Please fill...

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They Say That

When a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White....

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There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, tha...

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The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute...

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Should I sue

Should I sue?

I do not buy a whole lot of cold cereal. But, I know I remember one time or another where I bought a box and poured that healthy stuff in my bowl wai...

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Car trouble

Car trouble...

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A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he sudden...

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Sadly

Sadly.....

most people on here will still be single when they take their last breath.. stop moaning.....

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the dri...

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one for you leony

one for you leony....

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Happy Birthday Minerva

Happy Birthday Minerva!!!

Lots of birthday wishes and hugs from over here... and here's my special present for you......

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BEER

BEER

Beer Not To Be Taken Lightly. Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us? Beer contains female h...

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Tired and Sleepy Anyone still awake here

Tired and Sleepy...Anyone still awake here?

Been busy packing stuffs these passed days...finally moved to a new apartment last night, had to sleep in a small mattress on the floor surrounded by...

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Bad Foods

Bad Foods

The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume...

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Same situation different endings Joke

Same situation, different endings. (Joke)

Picture it: a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, two men and a woman are shipwrecked. A month passes. Now apply stereotypes (add any...

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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offen...

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GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW

GET OUT OF THE CAR...NOW!

This came in email today ....It's a goody..so hope you read and get some idea of what could be waiting to happen on a shopping trip! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALYPSO51

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALYPSO51!

Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birthdays!!!...

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When The Novelty Wears Off

When The Novelty Wears Off...

...What would you do? The thrill and excitement when I find something new always brighten my day, always give me that devious smile. It's challeng...

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You Cant Hide Happiness

You Can't Hide Happiness...

Why is it so difficult to hide a happiness? When I'm happy, I'm wearing a big smile and grinning...people around me says that I'm like a walking suns...

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A Love Story

A Love Story

I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make...

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Things to think about

Things to think about

Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them? Th...

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Helping the little wifey out

Helping the little wifey out.

Read the ‘story’ below before pasting the link in your address line.… >> So this retired guy sits around the house all day. Wifey says, "You cou...

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My Siri doesnt work

My Siri doesn't work! :)

Loveallnite he posted a blog saying that he felt great with Siri, honestly, Siri means nothing to me and I never used it until today, as always I have...

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Less Attractive Couples In A Relationship

Less Attractive Couples In A Relationship...

ARE HAPPIER....than couples who are very attractive and very successful. Less attractive couple tend to see and appreciate the inner person of each...

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Grins and Snickers

Grins and Snickers

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out...

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A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a s*xual performance problem. Can you help...

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There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be...

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The Police Officer

The Police Officer

"A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"". ""Just...

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