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Hopefully some will have a sense of humor

Hopefully some will have a sense of humor !!

The boys may appreciate it hopefully the girls will find the humor as well. Subject: FUN AND INJURY AT VFW I was standing at the bar at the VF...

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In a world where you can be anything be kind

In a world where you can be anything - be kind

The heading, and the following, are Facebook philosophies picked up today - it may be just my timeline, but there's a faint trend towards optimism aft...

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Hot date tonight

Hot date tonight ?

Be careful of those.....smouldering desires you may get burnt and be fuming later....

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Looking for a Job in Florida

Looking for a Job in Florida

Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in...

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The FBI agent

The FBI agent

Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th...

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Is your partner lazy

Is your partner lazy?

My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?...

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...

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Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield

Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield

How bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s...

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SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH

SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th...

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Understanding Engineers

Understanding Engineers

Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Th...

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Simple Math Problem

Simple Math Problem

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"............... Johnny: "Seven."............................

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All Girl Biker Bar

All Girl Biker Bar

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...

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Cows

Cows

The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in...

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Persevere

Persevere

Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...

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For you Molly

For you, Molly!!!

I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!! https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/22...

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The most honest Lib'rul ever

Shockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzNs7X90vew Way to go Jonatha...

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Puddles

Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and...

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My Wife

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby....

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The quiet wisdom of an elder

The quiet wisdom of an elder!

Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...

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lol

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “St...

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MGTOW Pt II

MGTOW Pt II

How to tow an MG. Before you start, you must determine what kind of MG you have. Is it an MGA, MGB MGTD or a variant of same? It could be an MG M...

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Better than a Flu Shot

Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af...

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Billboard Outside Of Bar

Billboard Outside Of Bar

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor...

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Ace and Priscilla

Ace and Priscilla

Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou...

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COW HIT BY A LIMO

COW HIT BY A LIMO

>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...

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Statements From Democrats

Statements From Democrats

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear...

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Fish Chips Monastery

Fish & Chips Monastery

A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, howev...

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Rhabarberbarbara

Rhabarberbarbara

Here is the story of Rhabarberbarbara German language is funny...

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Super Bowl Tickets

Super Bowl Tickets!

I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February...

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The one stop shop

The one stop shop

The store with something for everybody. Classic comedy....

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Amelia

Amelia

My girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!...

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Fight Fight

Fight Fight !!!!

I rear-ended a car this morning. Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes...

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My Profile Got A View

I'm getting married........................................

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Husband Store

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a des...

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why do buses have adverts for mars bars on their sides and not sell them

why do buses have adverts for mars bars on their sides and not sell them ???

ok looking for strange facts number one above number 2 below more ideas please why do we wash bath towels when they are only used to dry clean peop...

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Coninuation of snow shoveler

(Coninuation of snow shoveler)

December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice...

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One mans rubbish is another mans treasure

One mans rubbish is another man's treasure

Just told my son he´s adopted.........................

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Diary of a Snow Shoveler

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lov...

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Okay, How About This

Go door to door selling "no soliciting" signs...

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Biggest Weirdo on CS for the past year

Biggest Weirdo on CS for the past year

... and since I created this blog , my name should not be mentioned .or im deleting your post So, who, in your opinion is the biggest weirdo, Mal...

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Do NOT play fetch

* Do NOT play fetch !

I just saw this commercial for the first time tonight. It apparently debuted in 2013 during the Superbowl. It's kind of silly, but I couldn't...

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I just

I just

I adore ridiculousness..............it is.... so.....”out of this world “.....imagine if...there was no ....................silliness...

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