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kindergarten

kindergarten

The neighbour’s child opposite my window in a high shrill voice memorizes nursery rhymes he went first with Jack n Jill quite well till it came to fet...

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Deathbed Conversation

Deathbed Conversation

Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, a...

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Almost A Millionaire

I have all of the zero's, now I just need a one!...

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Muldoons Dog

Muldoon"s Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,...

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Golfer

Golfer

A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a...

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Worst Case Scenarios

Ever have the worst case scenario play out for you at some time or another? What are some of the worst things that could possibly happen? Something li...

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Tax Audit Waste Not Want Not

Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...

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Irish Humor

Irish Humor

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...

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lol

My dog just farted...

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A Little Humor

A Little Humor

A little humor. Why did the chimp sell his banana store? He was tired of all the monkey business. What kind of horse makes you wake up...

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Does Anyone Have The Recipe For Pot Cookies?

This is a kinda follow on to Ash's Full Moon blog. I heard that there was going to be something called a drum circle at Da Lake* to celebrate the...

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The Genie

The Genie

An elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof...

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Feet in or out

Feet in or out

Which way do you prefer your feet tucked in the blankets when you go to bed or your feet out of the blankets ?...

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Lets Lighten The Mood On the Blogs

Let's Lighten The Mood On the Blogs

A friend asked me to do this. So here goes! Here are comical quotes from Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we...

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Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii Lord

Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord

And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming...

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lol

I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to...

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Advice me

Advice me

Im supposed to go to the airport nd pick up a guest tomorrow , well she s actually a Woman I met online and she s coming to visit me, spend some time...

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Who has been jailed like me at CS Anyone

Who has been jailed like me at CS? Anyone?

Ok, let's share each other's experience. Maybe, about the treatment, food, bed, etc.. Lol..can anyone give any opinion, in case you'd be jail...

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Most common lies

Most common lies ...

I'm single I'm not in a relationship Yes that picture is recent My internet is too slow for video chat I wasn't flirting with him/her What you re...

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A typical CS Hour

A typical CS Hour...

Scream for no reason, slander libel, shout, fick, feck, fock, fack, blame, lie, pout. Mispel, bs, shout some more, annoy, criticise, blame the new wor...

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Why oh why

Why oh why

Why ,God why did you make me watch this , Im only human ...weak and sad ,I wasn`t ready for this ,now Im gonna take a cold shower I`ve lost my mind...

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does sombody else see a blue halo above his head

does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ??

does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ?? or is my phone just broken?...

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Yellow Light

Yellow Light

*The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >...

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Mr Handsome Part 2

Mr. Handsome - Part 2

Mr. Handsome - Part 2...

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Mr Handsome

Mr Handsome

Mr Handsome...

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Irish Painter

Irish Painter

To be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrai...

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Wow I feel like a rich man

Wow!! I feel like a rich man!!

But!!! I'm not. So I have to deal with the punch's of life. Look Out! Here comes that haymaker!! Since I was on CS last time, what, 6 month's ago...

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what a day at CS Blogs

what a day at CS Blogs

there are so many blogs who needs an advice and COMMENTS NOT ALLOWED...

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What Is It About Men Eh

What Is It About Men Eh?!

Having a hilarious night here... I finally agreed to meet someone...he would have been the very first one! We agreed to go dancing and a little...

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Florida the Keys to happiness

Florida - the Keys to happiness

Say what you like about keys or keys. The only keys are the keys, right? If you don't agree, then keys my arse!...

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Sometimes Seniors dont Understand Directions

Sometimes Seniors don't Understand Directions.

This is why Seniors should listen to their Doctor’s instructions. I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' h...

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Where Are Trumps Tax Returns

Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?

During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns? The Donald politely responded,...

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I Was Going To Quit My Bad Habits For New Years

But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter....

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A little laugh to lighten things up on the blogs

A little laugh to lighten things up on the blogs!

"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. " "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going t...

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If You Were Truly Honest

What would your profile say? Mine would read: Unemployed male shut in desperate to find someone to look after him....

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Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny

( THE BLOGS NEED SOME HUMOR ) A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves t...

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I've Accepted Every E-Mail Offer I Ever Got

I now have 50 girlfriends and my p*nis is 235 feet long....

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Lighten Up

Lighten Up!!

Sometimes people are way too serious...even I can appreciate a joke...why not celebrate humour...please share something funny...thanks!!...

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