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PinkI love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decide...

When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out.....with words.First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what shou...

If you are looking for Granny...I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless phot...

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God Must Be Crazy !!!I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ... "...

Didn't see that one coming.....I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old...

Hollly Cow ... !!!" An enthusiastic Preacher belonging to the Society for the Protection of Cows , came for an interview with Swamiji (SWAMI VIVEKANAND) .. He (the Prea...

How to make your wife or significant other happyLiterally every single thing in this video is true. Obviously, the entire thing is passive aggressive, but it’s so true. Watch David Hookstead:...

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A DisasterBiden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question. CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed...

3 ContractorsThree contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orle...

WHY OH WHY ....connecting singles ,,,this is where you get a chance completely free of charge , to portray ones self to a world wide audience in the hope of meeting...

The Polite Way to P...(ee)During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Johnny", if you were on a date...

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All of you...In the South, all of you has been replaced with Y'all. This happened long before the time of the Civil War. Everyone is included when you say Y'all....

Best divorce letter.....BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years &...

The Major League Record for........... having home runs hit off your head. That's using your head, Jose....

Live - Camera - Action !!!A Camera and A Network Connection , one deadly combo , which can capture some real disastrous moment and distribute publicly around the Globe !!!...

If, if and then if...If there is something like God and also if God is the creator and then if I were that God. The creation would be: There is no other species other...

Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I M Married !!!”............. :laugh:Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day wen he g...

New CS vaccine guidelinesEffective immediately, all bloggers and commenters have to show proof they are fully vaccinated. In other news it was revealed that vaccines killed...

She's 30, married and claims...her marriage and sex life became monotonous and boring. So... she joined CS. She seeks a man who knows what he wants, leaves nothing to chance and kn...

"LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT" ... !!!Well well well !!! Since I recall my memories , started to understand little by little about this mysterious "Civilised Human's" world , I was/...

Overheard this conversationThis weekend I went to a bar with a female friend to shoot some pool. We overheard the following conversation from a guy sitting at the bar, who us...

Other states are calling TexasTexas Democratic lawmakers have left Texas and flew to Washington D.C. so they can't vote on a bill regarding voting restrictions. Other states are no...

Joke of the day - The MOST SUCCESSFUL pickup line everDoes this smell like............................................... ................................... ............................ .................

Forever YoungI say to myself as I cripple to the cupboard to get some Advil and a glass of water...

Just FredAn Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he repli...

Trump sues majority of US population (satire)Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House By Andy Bo...

Women are from.....Several years ago, there was a best selling book, 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. This book was supposed to become an aid for women...

On this 4th of JulyA holiday joke for you. A difference between George Washington and a mallard duck. . . . . . . The mallard has ..............................

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Oldest Virus In History Still Going Strong...Who's Next??A virus that causes those infected "to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning imaginable that pops up in the allege...

Joke of the day - doorsI remember way back when I was a teenager. One time my girlfriend and I broke up. In an effort to comfort me, my uncle told me; "When one door clos...