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JimNastics1,00322Aug 2018Sep 2018
JimNastics
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Photo Caption Contest Lion ride

Photo Caption Contest - Lion rideCreate your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's...

JimNastics69515Aug 2018Aug 2018
JimNastics
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Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink"...

chatillion3730Aug 2018Go to Last Post

lolA man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St...

Track164721Aug 2018Aug 2018
Bluesky60
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How our needs and wants change the older we get

How our needs and wants change the older we get!A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just c...

Windrifter4212Aug 2018Aug 2018
M4_Mischief
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Justice Ginsburg Speaks

Justice Ginsburg SpeaksTag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dis...

Willy34116504Aug 2018Aug 2018
epirb
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A Wife Is Dreaming In BedShe suddenly wakes up and shouts "hide quick, my husband is home". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window....

Track165741Jul 2018Jul 2018
Conrad73
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Dreams can come true they can happen for you if

"Dreams can come true, they can happen for you, if.....".....you read Andy's most recent column in The New Yorker. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Family Flees to Moscow By Andy Borowitz...

JimNastics3890Jul 2018Go to Last Post
The Inverse Vampire

The Inverse VampireIt's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rai...

JimNastics5358Jul 2018Jul 2018
JimNastics
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Willy34115101Jul 2018Jul 2018
Bearwoman
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The End Is Near...As a kid, I remember people holding signs on the street corners that read Repent - The end Is Near. It's 60 years later and I see less of those signs....

chatillion6884Jul 2018Jul 2018
Bearwoman
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Schmokin Hot...Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms. I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would b...

chatillion5510Jul 2018Jul 2018
chatillion
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Ivanka Trumps next business venture

Ivanka Trump's next business venture ?You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop. Sad, so sad.

JimNastics70817Jul 2018Jul 2018
JimNastics
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Its a case of up or down low

It's a case of up or down lowNew timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report...

JimNastics4291Jul 2018Jul 2018
JimNastics
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What are you seeking on here

What are you seeking on here ?That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here. It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great ef...

JimNastics1,54943Jul 2018Jul 2018
JimNastics
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Highest Impeachment rating in history satire

Highest Impeachment rating in history ? (satire)Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments By Andy Borowitz WA...

JimNastics4505Jul 2018Jul 2018
JimNastics
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Husband Down

Husband DownHaha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in thei...

texasgirl85856473Jul 2018Jul 2018
1to1to1
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Trump invites Putin to the White House

Trump invites Putin to the White HouseSATIRE Satire from The Borowitz Report Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House By Andy Borowi...

JimNastics6195Jul 2018Jul 2018
JimNastics
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Track164331Jul 2018Aug 2018
Bluesky60
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verbal diarrhea

verbal diarrheathe master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole...

edison3247282Jul 2018Jul 2018
JimNastics
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Being an only child from a small village was tough

Being an only child from a small village was tough...That´s because I had to fuk someone else´s sister, yak yak!...

Bnaughty6654Jul 2018Jul 2018
Packersbabe1
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Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources satire from Borowitz

Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources (satire from Borowitz).Satire from The Borowitz Report Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help By Andy Borowitz July 11, 2018 BRUSSELS (The Bor...

JimNastics5090Jul 2018Go to Last Post
Having a heck of a day

Having a heck of a day......I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...

Gentlejim6553Jul 2018Jul 2018
JustForKicks
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Chasing Rabbits

Chasing RabbitsAn old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hi...

Gentlejim5481Jul 2018Jul 2018
Inthecountryside
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Chick Fil A song ala Beatles

Chick Fil A song ala / BeatlesThe Chick Fil A song by Tom Hawkins taking off on a Beatles classic.

Willy34118775Jul 2018Jul 2018
Bearwoman
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LOU & WEN!Happy Birthday To Lou & Wen! Happy Birthday To Lou & You! Happy Birthday To Lou-OOOO & Wen-eNNN! Gr...

miclee1,66346Jul 2018Jul 2018
miclee
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I bought a new Tri Flex Fuel Truck

I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service...

Gentlejim6307Jul 2018Jul 2018
namaron
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Can We Bring Back The Old Blog Format Please

Can We Bring Back The Old Blog Format Please....it's the one where most recent blogs appear on top and not the last commented one...? It's kinda strange reading multiple blogs form one blogger...bo...

Crazyheart381,67190Jul 2018Jul 2018
Unknown
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JimNastics6253Jun 2018Jun 2018
JimNastics
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The Male Robot Companion MaRC a review

The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a reviewThe way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the p...

Elegsabiff72523Jun 2018Jun 2018
Mercedes_00
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Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trumps choice in jacket message lol

Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trump's choice in jacket message. lolHere is the explanation by 'Melania' herself. So, there you have it....

JimNastics65810Jun 2018Jun 2018
JimNastics
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Four Men

Four MenFour men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...

Gentlejim5844Jun 2018Jul 2018
lindsyjones
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Congratulations to Trump Voters Youve done it

Congratulations to Trump Voters - You've done it !!Satire from The Borowitz Report Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2015 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group...

JimNastics78112Jun 2018Jun 2018
ChesneyChrist
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Robot Bartender

Robot BartenderA GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY...

Gentlejim6141Jun 2018Jun 2018
lindsyjones
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THE HAIRCUT

THE HAIRCUTBlessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,...

Gentlejim5657Jun 2018Jun 2018
BigAl59
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A Few Chuckles

A Few ChucklesMy wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...

Gentlejim6538Jun 2018Jul 2018
lindsyjones
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JimNastics5397Jun 2018Jun 2018
Packersbabe1
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Terrific News from Singapore

Terrific News from Singapore :)Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada By Andy Borowitz 11:13 A.M. SINGAP...

JimNastics1,0362Jun 2018Jun 2018
M4_Mischief
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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...

Gentlejim5774Jun 2018Jun 2018
Unknown
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OMG Youll never guess what

"OMG ! You'll never guess what !"or add your own photo caption....

JimNastics6357Jun 2018Jun 2018
JimNastics
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The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lol

The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lolI'm not sure if you have been following this situation, or not. But Dirty Don Trump started a whole big to do, because several of the black football...

JimNastics1,66051Jun 2018Jun 2018
Miwagi
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Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani lol

Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lolSatire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz 10...

JimNastics77612Jun 2018Jun 2018
JimNastics
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