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Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee StadiumToday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium By Andy Borowitz July 24,...

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Geoffrey Chaucer...what a guy!Since we've been dallying here concerning English, I thought I'd mention this fellow, widely thought of as 'the father' of the language. And needless...

The week....in cartoonsClick on each to see the full cartoons....

Less than 1 hour old. Trump's newest lawsuit. He's been treated so unfairly. lolYet, he hasn't even gotten the virus. Maybe we should be the ones suing. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump...

Washington Redskins Officially Change Their NameThe sports world has been waiting for the new name of the Washington Redskins to be announced. Wait no longer the name change has happened. The storie...

Trump finally achieves something actually bigger (and not just his record number of lies)Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His By Andy Borowitz...

Joke of the night - ColbertMary Trump's book on her Uncle Donald is out today. Dirty Don's brother sued to keep the book from getting published, but a judge ruled against it....

Alcohol...Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!! True what they say: This i...

Yet another infectious scandal ? lolToday in The New Yorker; More play on Mary Trump's book reveals and tying it into other aspects of Dirty Don from Andy Borowitz. Satire fr...

A Pro Trump AdSure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account. But, are...

I’d like to get a loverPrevious experience required. Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?...

Ya gotta check this out.......Millennial social justice UEBER warrior, Claira Janover, stupidly barked into her cell phone, onto social media, that if anyone uses the phrase "al...

Ok. This could be fun lolAdd you own punchline for this cartoon. My first one is; "Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ? A doctor, or veterinaria...

Stop tearing down national monuments...Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father! T...

ALLSome people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me...

A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WA...

The "Stable Genius" got punked by teengers lolTrump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handil...

WV to Remove Don Knotts/Barney Fife Statue Following ProtestsWest Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV. Knotts, is best known for hi...

MadnessI don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't...

I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous...

I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! R...

Some Norm Peterson quotes from CheersHow's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Pete...

Grey hair...I have a female cousin who is the same age as me. Our birthdays are a week apart. She's in New Jersey and rarely do we communicate. Different priorit...

some old sayings my dad use to say...Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I...

Fauci's 'suggestion' to go enjoy golf for someToday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over “It’s in the b...

Joke of the dayHeard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients...

MozziesThe attack started at exactly 2am. I have no idea from where this came. Sometimes I think they just materialise from thin air. Very difficult to fi...

6 Times !There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'...

Quote of the Night"Of course Trump wants to defund the World Health Organization. It stands for things he hates. The world, health and organization." ~ Stephen Co...

Eating with a facemaskWith the easing on the opening of restaurants, and before I make my reservations, I experimented with a number of ways of how to tackle one of my favo...