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I have a sense of Humor

I have a sense of Humor :)One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each...

sweetladydi4953Mar 2019Mar 2019
1to1to1
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I love a Good Joke

I love a Good JokeEdith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her c...

sweetladydi5561Mar 2019Mar 2019
haskos
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Monday Morning Humor

Monday Morning Humor ,,It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived a...

sweetladydi5232Mar 2019Mar 2019
Bluesky60
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HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY Funny

HAPPY ST, PATRICK'S DAY ( Funny)Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to t...

sweetladydi5670Mar 2019Go to Last Post
Laugh for the day

Laugh for the dayEverybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I...

sweetladydi6087Mar 2019Mar 2019
sweetladydi
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Friday

FridayGoing Home I've Done My Time Fantastic weekend to everyone. I'm gone........

Lukeon59913Mar 2019Mar 2019
sweetladydi
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Buy sell or trade

Buy,sell,or tradeThought CS should have a buy,sell,and swap section Be a great way to get members to meet with perhaps financial gain for both. So I thought I would...

Onthcrestofawave82416Mar 2019Jun 2019
EXRED
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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone...

Elegsabiff5172Mar 2019Apr 2019
Lawro22
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Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta PistolFlorida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story...

Gentlejim92313Mar 2019Mar 2019
lshtar
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Pleasant surprise

Pleasant surprise!I lost my set of house keys. Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut. Nevermind!...

usha1231,30335Feb 2019Mar 2019
Unknown
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I read your blogs...I do. Really, I do... All of them. I do......

chatillion56011Feb 2019Feb 2019
UnFayzed
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Dear Doctor...Dear Doctor, last week my turds started floating. The nurse at the clinic said it's because I need more iron in my diet. I told my carpenter friend wh...

chatillion3481Feb 2019Feb 2019
JimNastics
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Three tips for becoming a well liked blogger on CS

Three tips for becoming a well liked blogger on CSWhile very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one. #1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than...

MiguelUknow1,24332Feb 2019Feb 2019
marlindap
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JimNastics6262Feb 2019Feb 2019
JimNastics
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Reminded of another Chap

Reminded of another....Chap.Satire from The Borowitz Report El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt By Andy Borowitz 10:33 A.M. NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—...

JimNastics3440Feb 2019Go to Last Post
The porpose of lithe

The porpose of litheAs we are now pre listing proposed blog titles and the meaning/ purpose of life Has been done to death 10,000 times here I'm calling dibs on this...

Onthcrestofawave5647Feb 2019Mar 2019
EXRED
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Trumps Executive Time lol

Trump's "Executive Time" lolSome of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Rus...

JimNastics7246Feb 2019Feb 2019
JimNastics
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just to lighten the mood

just to lighten the moodA guy walks into a bar and sees three large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, this got him curious so he asked the barmen about them, so the ba...

Rubyredd6559514Feb 2019Feb 2019
miclee
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I adopted a liberal

I adopted a liberalI have a pet liberal.... Yeah I have to confess. I found one I felt sorry for and kind of adopted it, probably because it wasn't very smart. I nam...

Unknown1,84347Jan 2019Feb 2019
Agentbob
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The thousand comment blog

The thousand comment blogPlease help me I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog.. If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3...

Onthcrestofawave2,990124Jan 2019Feb 2019
Onthcrestofawave
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Trump gives advice to government workers not receiving paychecks

Trump gives advice to government workers not receiving paychecks.And as a bonus, hot off The New Yorker today; Forever By Andy Borowitz 10:57 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a b...

JimNastics97511Jan 2019Jan 2019
Swamie
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AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300 year old pirate

AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate....Things must be getting a bit tough for our sweet little Irish Girls........ Story from the Irish Post: AN IRISH woman who married the ghos...

Hans47111,25736Jan 2019Jan 2019
M4_Mischief
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Jan. 21 - National Hugging Day!I clicked the Google birthday candles doodle & discovered that Jan. 21 is (among other things) the 33rd Annual National Hugging Day in Murka and seve...

miclee79632Jan 2019Jan 2019
miclee
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Track165144Jan 2019Jan 2019
Track16
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lolShortly after take-off aboard an Air Canada flight from St. John's to Boston, the head flight attendant nervously said, "I don't know how this happene...

Track164845Jan 2019Jan 2019
Bekard
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JimNastics82522Jan 2019Jan 2019
miclee
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Those On The Clock

Those On The Clock'They are paid, to be nice to customers. its not that . They Like you. its that.-- they are obligated...

secludedStar351-Jan 2019Go to Last Post
MiguelUknow81617Jan 2019Jan 2019
MiguelUknow
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Scottish Obituary

Scottish ObituaryA Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The Editor informs he...

Gentlejim7655Jan 2019Jan 2019
miclee
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Humans The highest order of animals

Humans: The highest order of animals......Humans are unique. Let?s cite some proof to prove that idea. In the Bible, it claims that humans alone are created in the image of God, and given a m...

Hans47116288Jan 2019Jan 2019
Hans4711
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Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol

Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lolSatire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin By Andy Borowitz 11:43 A.M. WASHINGTON (...

JimNastics56312Jan 2019Jan 2019
JimNastics
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Rudy Giuliani comes up with brilliant loophole for Trump lol

Rudy Giuliani comes up with 'brilliant' loophole for Trump lolPerhaps Trump's best excuse yet Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actua...

JimNastics4053Dec 2018Jan 2019
JimNastics
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The Great Negotiator lol

The 'Great' Negotiator. lolBreaking news ! Trump is holed up in the Whitehouse refusing to leave and hopefully holding his breath until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a...

JimNastics1,39236Dec 2018Dec 2018
JimNastics
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Eye wood bee in treble...Eye all waves re lye on my speel ling checkered cause eye meek sew Manny miss steaks when tie ping. Read ding sung of duh blogs hair aye thank sung pe...

chatillion4033Dec 2018Dec 2018
Bluesky60
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I just heard GREAT news

I just heard GREAT news !Yep. All your Christmas expenses, no matter how much. Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them. Whew, what a relief....

JimNastics1,20133Dec 2018Dec 2018
JimNastics
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How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men

How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?It's really quite simple, All you do is shout....... "Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."...

JimNastics6423Dec 2018Dec 2018
miclee
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I suppose it was my fault

I suppose it was my faultThe other night my girlfriend got unusually quiet. I thought, "Uh oh ! She must be in one of those moods". But then, I realized that, I had acc...

JimNastics5488Dec 2018Dec 2018
loulou77
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Too funny sad

Too funny & sad.The person who Donald Trump just appointed to the position of chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, is recorded on video stating that Donald Trump is "a ter...

JimNastics4670Dec 2018Go to Last Post
About last night lol

About last night lolColbert's monologue in 2 parts;...

JimNastics4054Dec 2018Dec 2018
JimNastics
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A love story to bring a tear to your eye

A love story to bring a tear to your eyeOle & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen...

Gentlejim8997Dec 2018Dec 2018
Bnaughty
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One wonders what could change his mind so drasticly lol

One wonders, what could change his mind so drasticly. lolIn The New Yorker today; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons By Andy...

JimNastics71811Dec 2018Dec 2018
JimNastics
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Photo Caption Contest Bear back porch door

Photo Caption Contest - Bear back porch doorHey, you know the drill by now. Have fun adding your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you would like. Or just chuckle at any that yo...

JimNastics6577Dec 2018Dec 2018
JimNastics
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