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The Inverse VampireIt's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rai...

Constant FearI live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd. St., Los Angeles, California, 90023 in a blue house! Sh...

"Donald Trump""Donald Trump"...

It's the end of the world as we know it...Right, possible hypothetical scenario to follow, suspension of reality required It's the end of the world as we know it!! Corona Morona Covid...

lolA new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...

boredTwo bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)...

The GenieAn elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof...

Tax Audit - Waste Not Want NotAt the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...

I Was All ExcitedI got a mail. But it was a scammer.....................

Its Not FairIts just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore....

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sh...

jokes....A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed. He was put in a room with another c...

Covid...19.My dearest and nearest East or west Home is the best Take some more rest Don't call any guest Enjoy your home fest Don't do any out going zest...

We all need a good laugh. Donald at his bestRelax those smile muscles.

A Needed LaughThe neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something impo...

The GardenDid you hear about the race in the garden? The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup!...

ISIS at the EurovisionISIS at the Eurovision...

Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own carThe other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day...

PersevereYoung preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...

Important Facts To RememberImportant Facts to Remember as We Grow Older: Number 7 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 6 - Life is sexually transmitted...

Presenting Trump's newest African-AmericanThis was on a couple of nights ago;...

How to kill the coronavirus...

Some Norm Peterson quotes from CheersHow's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Pete...

lolA man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a s*xual performance problem. Can you help...

Yeah Looool :)...

Cat BathIt all goes wrong at 4:46...

Timeless, and time sensitive comedy....Grew up with the 3 stooges, Don rRickles, laughin and the Marx Bros., among many others. Laughed a lot, with all the family. Since women wisely avoid...

Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon...

Ace and PriscillaAce and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou...

does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ??does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ?? or is my phone just broken?...

ABOUT GROWING OLDER …First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer thin...

I'm Almost A MillionaireI have all of the zero's. Now I just need a one. :)...

Sometimes Seniors don't Understand Directions.This is why Seniors should listen to their Doctor’s instructions. I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' h...