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lolTwo Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those...

Trump's "Executive Time" lolSome of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Rus...

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Cant take that ChanceA man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You c...

Little HumorQ: What do you call a dog who can do magic? (scroll down) A: Labracadabrador...

A blog about the blogsThe real world. So where do we begin. At the risk of being hipakritical but a comment or too about our blogs as is the title. Chillyarse,nasicti...

Not wanting to feel left out.......after you ladies read crazy;s blog about her screen saver love of her lifes huge beef jerkies meat, and scaring the shit out of the blue rinse bed...

To make you smileA lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me...

Little Johnny And Susie Were Planning To Get WedLittle Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Jo...

They Say ThatWhen a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White....

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Waiting for the SunA man sat at home one day and looked at the sun. He wondered where it went at night so he hatched a plan. He would watch the sun! He woke early the ne...

dissespace of disse Not sure if a malfunction in the space of disse is the reason so many people here have such "shitty" livers...

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Liz Cheney is thinking about running for president, the Don Knows!...

I just 'figured it'I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up. And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is : Be...

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that...

The DuckA duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking d...

Ponderisms for SeniorsI don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...

Bill Clinton At The Pearly GatesThe scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?...

FunniesInstead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do...

October is Awarenes Month...

Graveyard shift...Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is o...

Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."...

verbal diarrheathe master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole...

Ah, remembering the glory days of MD...

:)One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ''You cops should get it toget...

The Haircut(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...

The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a reviewThe way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the p...

Humorous SayingsA SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologis...

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Are You Listening, Borty??Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and trava...