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I’m excited by a possible reunion of old timers. I will now become a witch calling on the devil and his mischief. Camel, 10k, Morganluv, etc, show yourselves in all of your delicious glory.

I slave over a caldron stirring My arms are tired but I will press on. Bring us some reality to season this pot. Dear old friends, I love and adore your trolly asses

After my attempt at flirting he suggested that I date more
No comment
I would write more but his suggestion has stalled my words
I need to troubleshoot if I’m out of gas or maybe busted my timing belt
I don’t think it’s my alternator

By not responding, you can get a real sense of the person

Happy trails

I am familiar with the armchair travelers
They sit cozy on their sofa or settled deep in the sheets reading literature or magazines filled with glossy pictures of exotic places

I now know of the armchair lovers who read of feelings and words, romantic, exotic to their daily reality
The glossy photographs are prompted by a series of words, paired and coupled and joined

As if words were limbs, organs and hearts joined
What an amazing thing
In this sterile world that we enter with fingertips better suited for caressing

I greet my travelers, sometimes fatigued from their journey and I try to help my tourists enjoy the scenery
While they are cozy on the sofa or deep in soft sheets

Ah, yes
That’s what I think when I have been enlightened
Now a curiosity stirs like a swizzle stick stirs
Am I a coffee with cream and sugar?

I read a comment on a blog by a certain man who doesn’t smoke and was struck by his profound thoughts. Have any of you been moved by a comment?

I have been here many years. I have been lookylou, myvice, goldenhinde, diamondwillow, freehand, and palmfrond. I have written for you with much pleasure. If you have enjoyed my writing, you are welcome to my new home. I am The Croupier at all poetry.com

Now I may write of a special camel without risk of banishment

The meditation of the vacuum
Sweeping in rhythmic motion
I close my eyes and push forward
Pull back, rocking on heals
My body begins to warm, blood flowing, heart pumping

I meditate while I vacuum
Pressing toward
Drawing back
I measure in time
Sixty sweeps counted, repeated, as if I am a clock watching

Vacuum meditation forces
The control of power
The release of care
Body in motion, partnered with machine
While maintaining a state of order and aesthetics in my mind's chaos

There’s the touch in the hallway or empty break room. Does he like me? Indications indicate yes. He doesn’t respond to texts. Is he in to me? Indicators indicate no. When he steals a kiss by the loading dock I swoon.

Women require constant maintenance and servicing, some handy information to get the best performance out of a woman is:

Listen to her; she will make various noises, from a gentle purr to outlandish shouting, purr good shouting not! Listen carefully and nod your head and /or make sympathetic noises and this will help with her issues that she wants to describe or rant at you.

Women speak on average 20 000 words a day while men speak just 7000…

Hygiene: This is important; women don’t like a smelly mechanic, and remember you can come across as a stinky bastard in the cyber world too. Always keep your tool clean!

Manners and Etiquette: This is vital!, acting like a d*ck will ensure that the women loses interest, whether in real life or the cyber world being a narcissist or bully will only attract a woman of the lowest possible class and standard, for some this is adequate but any “relationship” won’t last, and you would have to scrap her, it could be costly to you too. Never compare her to your previous model.

Educated and informed: This is a vital part of woman maintenance, Showing cultural acceptance and being able to converse about current news and situations to family and relationship issues. Keep her manual updated!

Sense of humour : This is important, This does not just mean being witty, It also means not having for example a male hissy fit on the blogs or forums, most people in those locations don’t care about your self-serving woe is me crap, be upbeat, banter and make people laugh. laughing will make her inner engine purr.

Annual Inspection (MOT) Her annual inspection is purely to test that she has been well maintained and serviced, She should be checked for any leaks or other issues daily, these can range from tears to excess verbiage, often, simply washing the dishes will stop leaks.

Wear and tear is something to look out for, twisting her nipples like you are tuning a radio or digging into her inner workings without suitable permissions and essential lubricants will cause your inspection to fail.

If she needs fixing, then fix her, don’t wait until things fall apart, by then it will be too late.

Questions or additions?