What are you Really looking for? (193)
pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 PostsLucyMaud: Jeez, try a higher fibre diet!
You know what I mean.Yes, I can just see it now. Little Russian hotty making servey noises as she pushes the vacuum round the hallway, funeral march music cranking, big pot of evil smelly borscht bubbling away, vodka in hand, watching the car racing.
LucyMaud: I agree...AND they know how to iron their own shirts!
When I started going out with my last b/f, one weekend he had to bring his work shirts with him, and he asked me where the iron was so he could do the,.
I panicked!
I had absolutely no idea where it was, or even if I had one!
Eventually I found it, boxed, in the garden shed
I think he found out early that I wasn't going to be doing his ironing for him
mollybaby: I must say I like when they arrive house trained
By the time that happens they are to old to perform
pat8lanips: Yes, I can just see it now. Little Russian hotty making servey noises as she pushes the vacuum round the hallway, funeral march music cranking, big pot of evil smelly borscht bubbling away, vodka in hand, watching the car racing.
It is so nice for you that you can live in your imagination like that
LucyMaud: I agree...AND they know how to iron their own shirts!
now you're asking for a miracle ... 
LucyMaud: win-win situation.
Oh yeah
SingleGuyInOz: now you're asking for a miracle ...
I'm more spiritual....not religious!
Track16: Oh yeah
What!
Taking a bite of crunchy cowboy hat.
Watching the hateful8.
uptall: By the time that happens they are to old to perform
Nope, they still exist.
mollybaby: Nope, they still exist.
Yes!... and after much trial and error
, i've finally learned to wipe my own bottom Hiya Pinky
SingleGuyInOz: Yes!... and after much trial and error , i've finally learned to wipe my own bottom Hiya Pinky
I'm glad to hear that
I gave up bottom wiping around the same time as I gave up ironing
mollybaby: Try a care-home
You´re the best Molly
Johnny5IA: You´re the best Molly
Tanks luv
mollybaby: I'm glad to hear that I gave up bottom wiping around the same time as I gave up ironing
you mean to say that you no longer wipe your own .... 
so who does the dirty deed for you now .... if anybody ? SingleGuyInOz: you mean to say that you no longer wipe your own .... so who does the dirty deed for you now .... if anybody ?
What do you think I've the dogs for!
mollybaby: What do you think I've the dogs for!
... your secret is safe with me ... and the rest of the CS population 
... but anyway at least you'll save yourself some money from buying toilet paper 
SingleGuyInOz: ... your secret is safe with me ... and the rest of the CS population ... but anyway at least you'll save yourself some money from buying toilet paper
I might start a new environmentally-friendly trend
mollybaby: I'm sure you will all be delighted to know, my constipated dog has 'performed '
Phew. PHEEWWWWWWWW.
I voted.
mollybaby: I might start a new environmentally-friendly trend
A few illustrative photos of yourself may help launch it
... 
Full-time permanent monogamous relationship.
Marriage isn't out of the question but I'm not looking to have kids at 45.
I miss cohabitation, but I'm not currently looking as I've some "stuff"
to handle first.
Marriage isn't out of the question but I'm not looking to have kids at 45.
I miss cohabitation, but I'm not currently looking as I've some "stuff"
to handle first.
Elegsabiff: Phew. PHEEWWWWWWWW.
I voted.
I voted.
Good girl yourself!
Now get some of those elusive bloggers to vote, even anonymously
Ocee102: Full-time permanent monogamous relationship.
Marriage isn't out of the question but I'm not looking to have kids at 45.I miss cohabitation, but I'm not currently looking as I've some "stuff"
to handle first.
Marriage isn't out of the question but I'm not looking to have kids at 45.I miss cohabitation, but I'm not currently looking as I've some "stuff"
to handle first.
Thanks for voting Ocee
It is good when people know what they want, and what they can and can't do.
SingleGuyInOz: A few illustrative photos of yourself may help launch it ...
Blurred illustrations ?
mollybaby: Thanks for voting Ocee
It is good when people know what they want, and what they can and can't do.
It is good when people know what they want, and what they can and can't do.
...
StoneRosey: I'm looking for someone I connect with who is willing to travel or suffer a long distance relationship while I go explore the world.
Needs to be fairly smart, make me laugh and if possible be over 6 foot tall......not a big shopping list! :D
Needs to be fairly smart, make me laugh and if possible be over 6 foot tall......not a big shopping list! :D
Oh, they're a dime a dozen here!
mollybaby: Blurred illustrations ?
No, not if i fly
over to you with my camera ... and i'm sure to take plenty of SingleGuyInOz: No, not if i fly over to you with my camera ... and i'm sure to take plenty of action illustrative shots for you as well
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it's Superbrain!
mollybaby: Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?No, it's Superbrain!
Is it a plane?No, it's Superbrain!
now everyone knows my secret identity 
Oh well, i guess it had to come out sooner or later
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