If... Raise your hand!

I've always had to work hard to get things to go right, but things that go wrong can happen in a heartbeat. Sometimes you have to keep your stride, ignore the bad things and move on. For the most part, I try to learn from my mistakes so I can adjust and keep the bad things from happening again.

If you experienced accidentally dropping your cellphone in the toilet... raise your hand!
If you asked someone a question and two minutes later asked the same question... raise your hand!
If you spit into the wind and it came back to greet you... raise your hand!
If you ever dropped a sandwich on the floor, dusted it off and ate it... raise your hand!
If you had food splatter on your white shirt during a date... raise your hand!
If you tried drinking hot soda and it bubbled out of your nostrils... raise your hand!
If you dropped your car off to have the technician diagnose an odd scraping noise and the car doesn't make that sound for him... raise your hand!
If you fasted all weekend and gained weight... raise your hand!
If you answered the phone and forgot about the eggs boiling... raise your hand!
if you had loose change in your pocket and dropped a 9 volt battery in there (and your pants caught fire).. raise your hand!
If you tried to make a purchase and realized your wallet was at home... raise your hand!
If you got too close to your dog at feeding time and he bit you... raise your hand!
If you pulled into the bank Friday, 10 minutes before closing and the guard wouldn't unlock the door to let you in... raise your hand!
If you purchased something expensive and it went on sale a week later... raise your hand!
If you're on holiday ready to click that once in a lifetime photo and the camera memory is full... raise your hand!


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