First phrases

Can we be serious a minute?

Aye that'll be right rolling on the floor laughing

But no, seriously. If you are going somewhere they speak a different language, what are the most useful phrases to try to learn beforehand? (like - "where is the (whatever) and please point as I don't speak your language")

Weirdest phrase I ever saw in a phrase book was "please open the window". It was weird because it was in the airplane section of the book. dunno I would have thought "stop trying to open the window or I will call the stewardess very mad" would have been more useful.
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"Hello gorgeous. I am a visitor to your country. Please come back to my hotel room now and show me the preferred way you like to be pleasurized." head banger laugh
That phrase book doesn’t seem legit. Do you ever ask a question, while using it, and get shocked or strange looks? help

A useful phrase might be, “where can I find a group of women who howl at the full moon?” Be a joiner, Biff!!
Jim, that's the most useful, or wishful thinking? Or have you proved it? wow
Mimi, any language where those two sound alike is a language with a great sense of humour rolling on the floor laughing

And yeah I never got very far with German, my ex husband's home language, the family kept teasing me for being so formal and effectively talking as though to visiting dignitaries laugh
GT, I howl alone snooty

But this phrase has proved handy grin ¿De dónde salen los gigolós?
Do they have good gigolos where you are? Asking for a friend
someone said to me---du bist feruct----i said nope not for years ha ha
Hurts when JN keeps getting the jump on me.
"please open the window" in the airplane is meant on the window blinds
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I found the phrase "BEER" worked very well!
beer cheers
User, I don't really like beer but it was the only word I could pronounce when I first went to Spain so I had to order one if I wanted a drink laugh
Universal Molly.
You can use hand movements too, just be carefull how you synchronize opening the mouth.
Could be a completely different meaning.banana
I have learned most of the tricks at this stage wink
So basically you all launch yourselves into foreign countries armed with the great English standby speak ... slower ... and ... louder until demned Jonny Furriner understands? Some jet-setters you lot are tongue
How's your rr rolling, Biff?

I wish I could think back to some of the phrases that were in our language books in school. I remember them being totally ridiculous.

Like ' Your aunt gave a head of cabbage to the builder"
Oh, I thought you were looking for statements that you should study up on to work for you.

What has worked for me is something somewhat similar.

"Hello very lovely lady. I am new to this area and do not speak your language well.
What lovely eyes you have. I bet they would enjoy the wonderful view
from my hotel balcony. Come take a look. If we hurry, room service will still deliver champagne."

"Bonjour très charmante femme. Je suis nouvelle dans ce domaine et ne parle pas bien votre langue.
Quels beaux yeux tu as. Je parie qu'ils aimeraient la vue magnifique
depuis le balcon de mon hôtel. Venez jeter un coup d'oeil. Si nous nous dépêchons, le service de chambre livrera quand même du champagne. "
'Lo siento, no entiendo' is always a goody beer
'Si' is always a good one too wink
Are "Mountain Dew" and "Cool Ranch Doritos" translatable?
If the person speaks only Ojibwe.

Aanii means Hello or hold your hand up and say How.LOL

Aaniish Eshikaazyin means What is your name?

Migwech means Thank You.
It doesn't involve foreign phrases, but it's useful when flying...

professor
Figure out which side of the plane will be the shady side & get a seat there.
It is surprisingly more comfortable than the sunny side - even with the window closed.
And you can look out the window - no need to ask how to close it.
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cowboy
daydreamKocham cie. I remember hearing that from my Polish Mom.
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cowboy
You forget I've done my time in Scotland, my rrrrrrrrrrrr is rrrrruddy perrrrfecto. And I can hawk up the alternate Spanish G or J with the best of them, thanks to Afrikaans and Scots laugh

My mother said the phrase they started French with, in her day, was 'the pen of my aunt is in the garden of my uncle' rolling on the floor laughing

I found the most useful of my starter phrases here to be necesita, (I need), followed by mime and the medium of dance. grin
Notadoctor, they are absolute gold and early additions to my tiny memory card BUT don't get one any further forrader, although they are a great calmer of stormy waters when one accidentally committed a foul!

And I'm not only looking at Spanish, the ideal first phrases translate into any language and work in all.

One thing I learned quite quickly, if you say you don't speak a word (Yo no hablo español) anyone you are asking for ayuda switches off. Say poco español, and they think ok, she's at least trying. So I'd certainly add that to my First Phrases in any language. Along with hello, help, coffee?

Ocee, they are international if available at all rolling on the floor laughing
Bear, are you serious, the hand up and How actually works? I grew up on Westerns, LOVE it! I wouldn't know where to start pronouncing the others

My favourite greeting is the Zulu sawu bona (I see you) but it isn't known very far around the world sigh
Bloody - indeed, but the windows do open on sightseeing flights in smaller tourist planes. Anyway, the point was more that it was a ridiculous section to put that phrase, and a fairly useless guide book generally. Like most. The CS guide book of useful phrases could, if it ever gets going, storm the world. What Croatian phrases would stand us all in good stead? What did Crest learn first?
Mick - Port Out Starboard Home Posh with a capital P?

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