You Might Be A Trump Supporter,
If you ever used Lard in bed.If you own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
If you have ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
If you consider a 6 pack of beer & a bug zapper quality entertainment.
If your lifetime goal was to own a fireworks stand.
If someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the patrolman to kiss her a$$.
If the primary color of your car is "primer".
If the directions to your house includes "turn of the paved road".
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
If you owe the Taxidermist more than your annual income.
If you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
If Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
If you see no need to stop at a rest area since you have an empty jug in your car.
If you have a rag for a gas cap.
If the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
If you have ever had BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
If you have ever had to scratch your sister's name off a message "For a good time call________."
If your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
If Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
If your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
If your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
If your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
If you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
If you consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
If you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
If after making love have to ask your wife to roll down the window.
If your wealthiest relatives just bought a new home and you go over to help take the wheels off and put it up on blocks.
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You Might Be An Ol' Joe Supporter,
If you shamelessly plagiarize a comedy schtick.
If your bedding has eye holes.
If your last name is Goldman or Sachs.
If your last name is Lockheed or Martin.
If you like Subpoeña Coladas & gettin' caught in Ukraine.
If you like stale crackers.
If your IQ = room temperature.
The usual level of pith & rapier-like repartee ...
miclee•3 hrs ago•Nyx - North Of The Straits Of, Florida USA
^^^^
The usual level of pith & rapier-like repartee
Sorry Mic, I'll just say then that your efforts at humor are usually really sad.
The usual level of pith & rapier-like repartee
Sorry Mic, I'll just say then that your efforts at humor are usually really sad.
Humor?
How could one construe my response to ...
... being "pithy & rapier-like" as anything other than heartfelt & sincere??
In case others may be interested, here it is
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The futility of expecting Trump to somehow moderate his tone aside, Romney’s theory about the nature of the electorate and polling is an interesting one.
Current polling methods don’t accurately sample minority and young voters for a variety of reasons. Racial minorities for whom English is not their native language and young adults are often underrepresented in phone surveys, for example. Pollsters attempt to correct for those difficulties by applying sampling weights based on their assumptions about the ultimate makeup of the electorate. Partisans on both sides of the aisle have attempted to “unskew” unfavorable polls by tinkering with those assumptions.
Moreover, Romney might not be right on who will show up to vote in November. He lost to President Barack Obama in the 2012 election due to unexpectedly high turnout from young people and minorities. He later blamed his defeat on what he called “gifts” the Obama administration gave to key voter blocs, including African Americans, Hispanics and young women.
Romney’s loss came as a complete shock to the candidate and his campaign, who believed they were headed for victory on Election Day based on rosy internal polling. Romney’s confidence in victory was so great that he reportedly never even wrote a concession speech.
Neil Newhouse, his campaign pollster at the time, suggested that the voters who turned out in 2012 were overall much younger and less white than the campaign anticipated, especially across the Sun Belt states.
“The Colorado Latino vote was extraordinarily challenging,” Newhouse said in 2012. “As it was in Florida.”
In other words, don’t count out all those young and minority Americans fed up with Trump. But Biden has also shown an unusual strength among older voters ? a group that at least in modern history has tended to favor GOP presidential candidates. That could give him a path to the White House that doesn’t necessarily rely on a surge of young and minority voters.
Ewwwwww.
If he loses stage one, he contests the result, stage two is halted, and he refuses to leave office.
So he is still president. What happens next?
What are you talking about?
Stage 2, first Monday after Dec.12
If stage 1 is contested then stage 2 can't go ahead.
that a re-election would be part of that decision.
Much more likely, would be the decision, that there was insufficient evidence,
to indicate that a significant amount of the votes were fraudulent, especially if
the overall counts are not close.
If he loses, he simply ceases to be Prez @ Noon Jan. 20.
He might lock himself in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House & not come out
But @ Noon of Inauguration Day he'd NOT be Prez - just a guy holed up in the Lincoln Bedroom.
This is getting kinda silly. ...
trump refuses to leave presidency
You'll get more'n a Page of hits - Folks are Actually talking about this nonsense!
What do we know For Sure?
Some folks have too much time on their hands & it's a slow news cycle.
Also -
Tommyrot like that making News is the best of all Possible news.
One can be absolutely Certain no Real S has HTF.
No one's Dropped The Big One ...
online today!
Swamie•46 mins ago•Alberton, Montana USA
Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, are not Trump supporters and have been mostly Democrats.