Alone on Valentines Day ?

If you are a woman alone on Valentines Day,
you have no one to blame, but yourself. tongue
Face it, you were too picky and you know it. scold
Hey, even scammers need love. laugh

If you are a man alone on Valentines Day,
congratulations !!! handshake
You don't have to buy any flowers, cards,
dinners, chocolate, jewelry, or other gifts. dancing
Gentlemen, you have saved yourself a boatload of $$. applause

Despite reports to the contrary,
I think the day was likely invented by
a conspiracy of women at Hallmark, Hersheys & Tiffanys. rolling on the floor laughing

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Suit yourself. Your loss. tongue tongue confused
No loss. I saved.. a lot ! applause

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I'm sorry to hear that...grin comfort




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I hate to...but I assume u came out of a "train wreck" relationship somewhat wounded?
All i can say, sorry............i love valentines day whether when someone or not...........have lotzzzz of friends and family.......and im grateful........

and im not picky..........but as u spoke ur words on ur blog........all i can say...u have alot of unresolved issues and that sux..........but still am gonna wish u a very happy happyzzzzzzzzzzz valentines day anyways...HAPPY VALENTINES DAY...........heart wings

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Well said Jim.... I like the way you put it! applause
Along on Valentines Day and loving it

well a little

but not hating it heart wings heart wings teddybear
It is the nature of love to give. If you don't want to give because it will cost you money, you don't really love the other person. Love is sacrifice, it makes one happy to see the other happy.
Love does not cost money...i feel sorry for the people out ther who don't know that..including those women who only think about what they can get....kiss
I am alone physically because the love of my life in out of the country on business. However I did spend the morning at church with all of my friends there. Didn't cost me anything except my time that was well spent. The loving emails I received from my love didn't cost him any money either.
Bitterness ? Assumptions ? confused

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Humor ! applause
No bitterness, no assumptions and no humor... Just the facts.
Um... I was referring to comments above yours. peace
So sorry, my mistake.
I think that uncomfortable nylons and high heels were invented by men! So there! lips
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What a matter baby! No one to spend time with? AHHH!!
So sad, too bad. Let me call the "Waaah-bulance".rolling on the floor laughing
About high heels...yes, so women couldn't run away. laugh
That's when you take them off and run for the hills....or your pistol! confused
I'm a single mother and spent the Valentine day with my children.
I made nice decoration..had pancakes made by me :)
Have a drink..chocolate..talk and were watching an old film a 'Love story'.
It was so wonderful time!

So..what are you talking about? :) Liz
Exactly ! thumbs up
Someone GETS it. applause
How can you kill that cute little cupid Jim? When you think of the alternative ...
I dont think we have a devils day?
I think we will save this date for you....Jim you are a Devil..scold
hmmmmm I think we all are...
If "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas",
why is this dripping ? confused

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JIM JIM YOU ARE THE MANNNNNNNN!!!! I never thought of how much money I saved thanks to these picky behind women. you are my new hero!!! cheering head banger applause cheering
Yea Jim would be a good Hero for a man. He got his silly message across without being disrespectful. applause
howdy,i think you are just having us on..u love spending money on womenbanana greetings from cork!!!
A hero is a sandwich. scold

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Geeeezz . . . am I the only one who saw the humor & satire in this blog??? I thought it was funny. And I do think either: 1)women came up with valentines day or, 2)some guy who did something really bad to his wife & got sent to the doghouse came up with valentines day!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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