Octagonally impaired...

There are 3 entrances to my community, 2 main ones with a guardhouse and one private gate (no guard) that requires a resident sticker I.D. for access. The private gate is closest to my travels so I use it most often. Like a mini border checkpoint, there are two arms spaced only for a single car. The scanner detects a car and the first arm lifts allowing you to drive in. It drops and the second one opens. Behind all that is a security gate that opens as the first arm rises. Usually it's fully opened as the second arm rises. If not, you have to wait a second or two to proceed into the intersection of a 3-way stop.
The problem is cars on one side wanting to exit ignore the stop sign and charge into the intersection. With the gate open, my vision is blocked. I can see the stop sign but not the approaching cars.
To avoid a collision, I have to crawl into the intersection to allow ample time to stop when someone runs the stop sign.
My association president told me that gate handles more traffic than the other two combined. I'm thinking to compose a letter asking them to put a second stop sign and possibly a flashing light similar to the non-resident access on the other side of the community.
That would keep those who are Octagonally Impaired on alert!



Yeah, I know Octagonally isn't in the dictionary.
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They are too busy looking at their cell phone to be bothered paying attention to stop signs, traffic, lights, pedestrians, or the speed limit.
Although it remains in very influential dictionaries, I think it is doomed to deletion - I don't think heptagon or nonagon have long for the adverbial form either, if dictionaries do still register them, and I cannot remember seeing pentagonally. Amongst a heap of words due for extinction. How about -arity referring to the quality of being of that form? Apart from triangle I think not.
On the other hand referring to a disappearing creature who briefly appeared the -ly and -arity forms of peculiar are highly appropriate!
Escher made great use of the hexagon symmetries didn't he.
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