Bald men with saucer-shaped heads
Male pattern balding is, to my knoweldge, a hereditary trait. There are few men who can pull off being bald. Being bald can age you almost 15-20 years your actual age. I once knew a man who was very attractive, but had the bald spot atop his head, at the age of 29. I assumed just from the bald spot that he was in his mid-forties.Now, since this is genetic and cannot be stopped, please do not take offense to this if you are bald, or half bald. But there are many things one can do, such as, join 'Hair club for men' get a toupee, or shave the head entirely. Shaving the head entirely is the cheapest option, however, really doesnt conceal the fact that you have a bald spot, because there is always that little 5 o'clock shadow.
Dents in the head, scars, or misshapen heads perhaps should alert one to get a hair transplant. It may increase the chances of finding an appropriate mate, especially if you are in your 20's and already bald. If you are in your 40's then I suppose you can embrace your baldness, but steer clear of v-neck sweaters.
For the love of God, please do NOT do a comb-over. Perhaps the most ridiculous atrocity known to mankind. 5 strands of hair cannot conceal a bald spot that spans the entire length of the top of your head.
If anything, convert to judaism and wear a yamaka.
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i sense a good fight.i enjoy watching good fights
level the playing field ... lemme see your marvelous face bro .. might get interesting ...
there's no need to be shy ... we're all bros&sists over here ..
he got stuck over me head ... gettin too corny an arg and that is BORING!!
take care mate.
Contrary to the applause for the blog from CT, I'm afraid I didn't enjoy it coming from you. Even when you intended some light humor while sincerely advising bald guys.
While I thank God I am not bald,YET, here is what's my take on this.
First of all, I'm sure you know baldness does not increase or decrease the intelligence / stupidity and goodness or viceversa in them. So I assume that people who are bald know VERY WELL how they are taken, perceived and made fun of. They are also, extremely aware, rather touchy, about how they deal with the baldness. Specially, the ones who grow 5 strdands over the top, including the rest who shave completely or find some other way.
Your blog picked on just a bit of humorous or otherwise perception that is there for bald guys usually, in real life.
keeping in view the above, I think they are bravely coping and living with a so called personality appearance deficiency (as others think) Even when it comes to a perception that they look way older than they really are, or rather funny. I'd salute their will instead for so courageously dealing with it.
Secondly, I have a bizzare idea. Suppose if you were obese with heavy lumps around your waste line and hips. And someone just made light humor for you to take it all postively. Say, clothing advise and color combination on how to not look overweight and instead look acceptably attractive? Or perhaps if you had some visible marks all over your skin making it 2-toned, some light humorous advice on how to carry yourself?.
Summarising it consisely, My question is how would the seemingly perfect-looking-personality appearance people take it if they developed any diminishing feature in them while somebody wrote a blog and others in general took them differently? Specially when they did not have control over it like bald people? I am more curious about how would you take it?
Just a crazy thought it is.
Sorry Drea.. I mean it just sounds like a Compliance Report!!! My honest opinion is, never try to write on “borrowed themes”.. coz you are just paining a shadow of the lender!!! Just a boring compliance Report.. Seriously...