ALMOST A GERIATRIC DATER.... 5....WHAT YOU DONT SE

Back from my weekend of love and lust, only there wasnt much lust on my side, funny how the first time you do it with someone new you think of the lighting ie candles, the perfume, the body cream, the lingerie, the music, the cleanliness, the use of razors. Everything has to be just right. If I am really interested in a man by day two, I repeat the whole scenario, kind of, if I am not into him I just dont care anymore, lights on, who cares about the hiding of rolls in sexy lingerie, music,...... bugger that, clean yep I had a wash yesterday, and who cares about stubble, get over it man ! I have to kiss you with a chin thats as scratchy as a brillo pad. Hurry up and get it over and done with so I can get back to some dodgy dating site to see if any other old dysfunctional guy with little prospects has winked at me within the last ten minutes.
What am I going on about here, oh yes my theme for today. What you cant see on cam. You can see a face on cam, unless he is willing to do a strip for you then much is hidden, I think the ladies might get the picture here. All men think they are great lovers, most men are not, you dont see that on cam. I was interracting with a man on cam for quite a while, he was a doctor so a bright prospect for me, even if he was Egyptian, Egyptian men are quite good lovers by the way, not many people know this, and thats the good thing i can say about them. Well my doctor had a long moustache, covering his mouth almost, which of course after we were married I had decided had to go,......... and when he laughed, he covered his mouth with his hand. I should have cottoned on, but how can you know ?? most ladies here are brighter than me I know, but I just did not imagine or think a doctor, even an egyptian one might not have any teeth. I met the guy............I went to meet him......what can I tell you next ?? it was another of those wishing the floor could swallow me up moments, but i learnt my lesson, I now ask for a recent full head xray . That sorts them out. Im not going to tell you what happenned after our meeting, well i might one day, because its actually quite funny.
You cant see if a man walks funny, you cant tell if hes the type who talks on top of you, how irritating is that , he asks you a question , you spurt out three words which leads him into another mind numbing story about his old auntie jessie and her cats ! In the end he says it was great to meet you and that you didnt talk much, well hell no I bloody well couldnt, I was being bored by you getting off by the sound of your own voice....you dont see that on cam do you. You dont see if he walks funny, if he is a stutterer. You cant tell if the picture of sunflowers in his background is a real van gogh or a fake can you ?