Alligator at Walmart
In Apopka Florida apparently more than the prices were dropping at Walmart.Lots of jaws were dropping too, as a 6 foot alligator parked itself right out the Walmart front door.
Indeed, it's presence caused the automatic door to open & close several times.
The gator's presence inspired several former Walmart workers picketing outside to chant "Walmart Bites ! Walmart Bites !..."
Alternatively, the Walmart manager ran out to the alligator with a job application,
stating he would be perfect for customer service,
specializing in very effectively handling complaints.
The fact that he had no formal education would also
help him fit right in with the other employees.
Nonetheless, as a precaution, more sane Walmart workers
locked the door and called the local police.
The police subsequently called an animal catcher.
The animal catcher called his boss.
The boss called his insurance company.
But, by the time the proper person arrived,
the alligator decided to go back to it's watery home and left that scene
indignant that he was barred from shopping because of his species.
Rumor has it, that he's taking his future business
to Costco where he can get fish by the pallet.
link to ACTUAL story follows;
Comments (4)
Maybe over in the shoes, boots, wallet, purse, and belt dept.....!!!!!!!
~JOHN~
I guess, sick minds think alike.
~JOHN~