zmountainman

Motril, Andalusia, Spain

Mar 2015

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President Jeremy Clarkson

Why is it that Google thinks the whole world revolves around the USA

Wanting the latest poll for the upcoming UK election I went to Google.UK & had to wade through pages of polls for the American election before finally getting to the UK, if I'd wanted polls for the states I'd have gone Google.US

Here I should point out that the abbreviation US in English stands for unserviceable or more normally useless

The reason for wanting to check the latest poll was to see how the new Republican party are doing

The answer being extremely well

Latest poll 1st April 2015

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As you can see from the poll the Republicans ( In Austin Allegro beige ) have taken the lead, hardly a real surprise I suppose having Jeremy Clarkson as their newly appointed leader following his sacking from auntie beeb & the huge show of support for him

In all probability their policies are equally responsible, dissolving the royal family to make way for a Republic, pulling out of the EEC, full scale military assault on Argentina, 20% discount on the new Aston Martin etc

In addition James May as home secretary is proving popular as is Richard Hamster Hammond for foreign secretary, so we will be sending our own sprout to Brussels to handle the withdrawal

I shall update as the results come in but it looks a landslide victory for the Republicans & President J Clarkson

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Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Mar 31, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Amount.
You are correct!
Other countries counts too!....

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Mar 31, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Zmount.
!....

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

perhaps you could have a word with Google

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Mar 31, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Z.
I Need Too!
They keep making your name begin with a A! Unless that is your real name?.....

Theresa4tgl●Tampa, Florida USA

Mar 31, 2015●17 Blogs●410 Comments

Right!? And leave our money alone too! $5,000,000,000 and 5 hostages in exchange for a traitor so more people can be killed as well as our troops is a bit disturbing. Any leader in their right mind wouldn't want to mirror us...

Theresa4tgl●Tampa, Florida USA

Mar 31, 2015●17 Blogs●410 Comments

What's worse....rofl...were fricking broke and still giving it away

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Theresa, I didn't know traitors were that expensive

Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Mar 31, 2015●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments

I hear that one of the first things President Clarkson will do is abolish all speed cameras throughout Britain.

Also i understand that not only will Hammond be minister for foreign affairs, he will also act as minister for the environment, if one can believe some of the hosting of shows he has done in recent times.

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Simmo, you read my mind

I was just thinking about speed camera's, they say they're going to recover lost revenue by increasing tax on any vehicle with less than 4 wheels by 50%, other than caravans where the increase will be 100%

loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Mar 31, 2015●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

zman
Isn't Clarkson a game show host?...lol...

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Lou, not really although he has hosted Have I Got News, he's more of a journalist

has columns in several newspapers, but more importantly a global tv audience of 350 million, who better to be the next president

Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Mar 31, 2015●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments

I also hear that President Clarkson may end up changing the railways as well.
I think i saw a report where he was going to introduce cars attached to caravans on to the rail network to reduce the costs of travelling.

loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Mar 31, 2015●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

zman
At least he isn't a wrestler...in the US...Ventura was elected governor...an ex pro wrestler who ran for office as an independent and won...and of course a few others(celebrities) who ran for office and won...

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Simmo, yes a vast improvement on the current rail network in the UK

Theresa4tgl●Tampa, Florida USA

Mar 31, 2015●17 Blogs●410 Comments

hey Lou Lou....what about Arnold! Let's not forget him! He almost totally ruined that state! If we're gonna have one world order I say vote Madea to rule the world...lolololol

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Theresa, sounds like the USA has money to burn, perhaps they could throw a little Spain's way

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Lou, as Theresa says, if it weren't for not being born there maybe Arnie would be President, then there's Clint Eastwood who I believe was a governor

loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Mar 31, 2015●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

theresa
Good one!!

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loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Mar 31, 2015●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

zman
Clint was mayor of Carmel California I believe...but better for everyone he sticks to acting and directing...lol...

Theresa4tgl●Tampa, Florida USA

Mar 31, 2015●17 Blogs●410 Comments

Lou Lou....I bust out laughing over her. My grandmother on my moms side was just like her!...rofl. I'd love to have a leader who didn't put up with lying bs. That'll never happen...not of leader isn't greedy unfortunately.

Theresa4tgl●Tampa, Florida USA

Mar 31, 2015●17 Blogs●410 Comments

Lou Lou....I bust out laughing over her. My grandmother on my moms side was just like her!...rofl. I'd love to have a leader who didn't put up with lying bs. That'll never happen...not of leader isn't greedy unfortunately.

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Lou, yes of course, it was Arnie who was a governor

loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Mar 31, 2015●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

theresa
Madea for President!!

Theresa4tgl●Tampa, Florida USA

Mar 31, 2015●17 Blogs●410 Comments

I agree Lou Lou!

Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Mar 31, 2015●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments

Lets not forget the "b" grade actor "Reagan" who was "president".

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Simmo,

completely forgot him

loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Mar 31, 2015●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

zman
Thought this was funny...

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zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Mar 31, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Lou,

Theresa4tgl●Tampa, Florida USA

Mar 31, 2015●17 Blogs●410 Comments

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Mar 31, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Lou.
Good One.....

usha123●Colombo, Western Sri Lanka

Mar 31, 2015●41 Blogs●2,277 Comments

Zman, if all else fail can I have James May to be My home secretary?

I like Mr.Slow and he's as bad as me with directions.

Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA

Mar 31, 2015●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments

England now has Republicans?

VivianLee●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK

Apr 1, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments

I'm voting for him. As soon as he has rid the country of idiots, though (which should trim the population down to a handy million or two) he'll have to go. Them's the breaks. Still, that should keep him in office for a good twenty years or so. He's talking of Frankie Boyle for Home Secretary, which will certainly secure him the Scottish vote.

Actually Jeremy is quite in favour of restoring the empire, with himself as Emperor and Dictator-for-life. I think he'd be quite good at it.

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Apr 1, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Latest news, in a surprise move Capt Slow has resigned from the shadow cabinet, he's quoted as saying "I'm needed in Sri Lanka, this will Usha in a new era for me

"

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Apr 1, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Ken, indeed yes, although not too sure how their vote will hold up after the 1st of April, also not entirely sure you allowed for the time difference when putting your minefield signs out

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Apr 1, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Viv, following the resignation of Capt Slow that does leave a possible vacancy for Frankie, however I think the popular choice will be Billy Connolly as a replacement for him

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Apr 1, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

LATEST HEADLINE, "Republicans U turn on energy policy". source The Guardian newspaper

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/01/jeremy-clarkson-joins-guardian-drive-for-fossil-fuel-divestment

loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Apr 1, 2015●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

zman
Love Billy...what a funny comedian...a good choice!!

usha123●Colombo, Western Sri Lanka

Apr 1, 2015●41 Blogs●2,277 Comments

New Era....

Usha May....

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I sacrificed my CS membership to save the queen.

zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Apr 1, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Usha, you'll have to let us know if he does "everything" slowly

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