President Jeremy Clarkson
Why is it that Google thinks the whole world revolves around the USA
Wanting the latest poll for the upcoming UK election I went to Google.UK & had to wade through pages of polls for the American election before finally getting to the UK, if I'd wanted polls for the states I'd have gone Google.US 
Here I should point out that the abbreviation US in English stands for unserviceable or more normally useless 
The reason for wanting to check the latest poll was to see how the new Republican party are doing 
The answer being extremely well 
Latest poll 1st April 2015
As you can see from the poll the Republicans ( In Austin Allegro beige ) have taken the lead, hardly a real surprise I suppose having Jeremy Clarkson as their newly appointed leader following his sacking from auntie beeb & the huge show of support for him
In all probability their policies are equally responsible, dissolving the royal family to make way for a Republic, pulling out of the EEC, full scale military assault on Argentina, 20% discount on the new Aston Martin etc 
In addition James May as home secretary is proving popular as is Richard Hamster Hammond for foreign secretary, so we will be sending our own sprout to Brussels to handle the withdrawal 
I shall update as the results come in but it looks a landslide victory for the Republicans & President J Clarkson 
Comments (54)
Who wouldn't want a Robin Reliant after that clip.
But I know he is quite good in the kitchen and proved himself manly than Ramsay.
If everything else fails, I will get some fish pie for dinner.
That would have impressed me as long as you learnt to drive it properly. That's the Reliant.
My Ex husband had a three wheel Berkeley when I was about 16 and I used to have to push it up the hills for him and run with it then leap in when it fired up.
Happy days!