Dear Jane letter

Been dating this modelesque woman for a short while (certainly too good looking for the likes of me) and although she has a body like the statue of Venus with arms, things are not going according to plan and its time to move on to pastures new.

Have an idea to write this....
“Good morning, had a wonderful time chatting and laughing whilst in your company last evening, however, this morning my heart is crying.
As much as my body and soul long to be with you, to make a life of happiness together, my head tells me this cannot be and so the time for us to part has come.

I shall always treasure the moments we have shared, how your eyes glinted like stars in the brightness of your smile, the softness of your caress will always rest upon my arms and the feel of your warmth will always be within my heart.

My fervent hope is that the future will bring you the happiness you seek in the arms of another. Good bye my beautiful.... (Add name)”

What do you think?

For those of you not chucking your fingers down your throat in an effort to throw up, I hope you are reaching for the tissues to dab the tears welling in your eyes whilst curtailing your sniffles and trying to stabilize your quivering lip.
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Ian...

Although good looking and curvy she's ........ Cold fish!
Maybe the truth Sola professor
thats shes worth having, just not worth keeping...

Well, right or wrong dunno
but thats what it sounds like to me confused
She may read this blog and save you the effort altogether.
Lucy....



Hahahahahaha.... that would be a great solution!
IW...

Something not worth keeping is not worth having. Perhaps I should just say... "It's over between us" and then walk away.... Well run actuallyrolling on the floor laughing
Well, if you are seeing her tonight, why don't you just tell her then?
You arent being fair. I had to check your age cause you arent acting like an adult. So your idea is to send her a whatsapp and what do you expect her to do? Say Ok?
After reading that she will have lots of questions and maybe she deserves answers.
If somethings not going ok with the relationship why cant you tell her. You dont seem to have problems to communcate here on the forum.
As a woman Im dispointed with how you want to fix this.
WELL if I was to get a letter like this I could easily sum it up in two words : GET lost....
not very flattering.. in fact ridiculous even

SORRY to say so

YOU could instead say :::: YOU ARE TOO GOOD LOOKING for myself
I would always wonder if another man is looking at you while we are together or even far away
and that would not only drive me mad, but also spoil our relationship...........
I prefer sanity to paranoia
I am getting old also and I must avoid senility at all cost

WHAT YOU THINK?!uh oh confused laugh
I think you are pulling our legs Sol!laugh
Sol is so passionate, if I were a Woman right now I would
be wet.laugh
Is that your excuse Pedal for P'ing in your pants againroll eyes
giggle
(wipe)Umm No.cool
Careful Pedal! Riding a bicycle with wet pants is very chafing!! Like the man said - "where would ye be goin' with no bell on yer bike an' your knickers ringin'!!grin
solamente is surely working on another disappearing act HEREdoh
Nozeal, another magician...another magic wand. wink
Maybe he has run away from us also!!rolling on the floor laughing


That letter reminded me of this i used to love this programme moping crying blues
Dam Mj, that just brought me downblues
Used to be a show on Irish radio called Dear Frankie ,this fella wrote in one day to the show and told her he was dating a girl with a wooden leg but he decided to break it off moping blues crying
I remember Dear Frankie MJ. "Frankie" sounded like a heavy smoking right wing nun. laugh
i think she had a problem with the sauce drinking wine
Oh my.........
Yup, that's pretty stomach-turning barf

Don't be hasty, Sol - there simply aren't that many gorgeous women in any man's life.

By the way - you didn't say which Venus. The Willendorf? hehehe

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You have often blogged how superficial some women you know are - want to be entertained, need to hear shallow compliments etc. roll eyes

Looking at that, do you try everything you can get? Did you get at least some loving before you'll send her a what's app text the next day? wink

Maybe having some standards in the selection of partner might save some disappointments - putting up something like that might save you the bother though as women with some standards might avoid you altogether. wine
KN...
It is difficult to establish what standards a person has until you get to know them. Perhaps for some women I am as superficial as I complain others to be.
Sol, So it's the day after:-

What did u do?
Snooks...

I bottled out and did nothing. doh
Sol, Look past the beauty and find the personality. It must be there. She is most probably so used to people just seeing the outer layer, that she is hidden somewhere where no-one is looking and could not care less as every male just want a show piece.
Snooks...

I shall dust off my personality detector in the hope of finding a rich vein.
I love ur humour.

Where r u from originally.

The UK maybe?
(Sola, whatever you do, don't say yes. She HATES men from the UK)
The letter feels fully disingenuous Sol, albeit some essence of the beginning. Your need to end things and write her, instead of speaking with her directly, is not about her so, tell her what difficulty you might be having within yourself if deeply entering into relationship frightens you at this time and, as such, skip all the "I shall always treasure.." words.

Tell her, tell yourself, the truth, about you, perhaps speaking to this excerpt, which does seem to exude some level of truth...

"...this morning my heart is crying.
As much as my body and soul long to be with you, to make a life of happiness together, my head tells me this cannot be ..."

If it's true for you that your body and soul deeply long to be with her, get out of your head! and tell her what within you will not allow you to know such joy! Anything less than that will most likely not serve you, or her. Write (speak) to her in complete honesty or do not write (speak) to her at all.

That is my suggestion and I hope it helps, even if in some small way.
Snooks...

I was born in Kenya.... I am a white african!
Biff...

I think I got around saying I was from the UK rolling on the floor laughing
Bea...

Thank you for the advice. Not sure I am man enough to follow through.

I'm usually the run away kind of guy!
'Not sure I am man enough to follow through.

I'm usually the run away kind of guy!'


Ah, yes sol...
yet perhaps the operative words are Not Sure and usually

suggesting you have the opportunity to do something differently
here, be a different kind of guy... Perhaps not likely, but, maybe
Bea...

Does a lepoard chane its spots?
No, a leopard does not change its spots, sol,
but then again, you're not a leopard

I'm clear you're not seeking to change sol,
yet, if and when ready, we're all capable of it
... that's all I'm saying hon
I wonder where that saying came from - does a leopard change its spots? Its ridiculous laugh. They probably don't even know they are there...but they know YOU are there, so better take a hike. laugh bouquet
bea...

You are right, I'm not a leopard....

I'm a TIGER....................................

....... behind the keyboard.laugh
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