Dear Jane letter
Been dating this modelesque woman for a short while (certainly too good looking for the likes of me) and although she has a body like the statue of Venus with arms, things are not going according to plan and its time to move on to pastures new.Have an idea to write this....
“Good morning, had a wonderful time chatting and laughing whilst in your company last evening, however, this morning my heart is crying.
As much as my body and soul long to be with you, to make a life of happiness together, my head tells me this cannot be and so the time for us to part has come.
I shall always treasure the moments we have shared, how your eyes glinted like stars in the brightness of your smile, the softness of your caress will always rest upon my arms and the feel of your warmth will always be within my heart.
My fervent hope is that the future will bring you the happiness you seek in the arms of another. Good bye my beautiful.... (Add name)”
What do you think?
For those of you not chucking your fingers down your throat in an effort to throw up, I hope you are reaching for the tissues to dab the tears welling in your eyes whilst curtailing your sniffles and trying to stabilize your quivering lip.
Comments (81)
Although good looking and curvy she's ........ Cold fish!
thats shes worth having, just not worth keeping...
Well, right or wrong
but thats what it sounds like to me
Hahahahahaha.... that would be a great solution!
Something not worth keeping is not worth having. Perhaps I should just say... "It's over between us" and then walk away.... Well run actually
After reading that she will have lots of questions and maybe she deserves answers.
If somethings not going ok with the relationship why cant you tell her. You dont seem to have problems to communcate here on the forum.
As a woman Im dispointed with how you want to fix this.
not very flattering.. in fact ridiculous even
SORRY to say so
YOU could instead say :::: YOU ARE TOO GOOD LOOKING for myself
I would always wonder if another man is looking at you while we are together or even far away
and that would not only drive me mad, but also spoil our relationship...........
I prefer sanity to paranoia
I am getting old also and I must avoid senility at all cost
WHAT YOU THINK?!
be wet.
That letter reminded me of this i used to love this programme
Don't be hasty, Sol - there simply aren't that many gorgeous women in any man's life.
By the way - you didn't say which Venus. The Willendorf? hehehe
Looking at that, do you try everything you can get? Did you get at least some loving before you'll send her a what's app text the next day?
Maybe having some standards in the selection of partner might save some disappointments - putting up something like that might save you the bother though as women with some standards might avoid you altogether.
It is difficult to establish what standards a person has until you get to know them. Perhaps for some women I am as superficial as I complain others to be.
What did u do?
I bottled out and did nothing.
I shall dust off my personality detector in the hope of finding a rich vein.
Where r u from originally.
The UK maybe?
Tell her, tell yourself, the truth, about you, perhaps speaking to this excerpt, which does seem to exude some level of truth...
"...this morning my heart is crying.
As much as my body and soul long to be with you, to make a life of happiness together, my head tells me this cannot be ..."
If it's true for you that your body and soul deeply long to be with her, get out of your head! and tell her what within you will not allow you to know such joy! Anything less than that will most likely not serve you, or her. Write (speak) to her in complete honesty or do not write (speak) to her at all.
That is my suggestion and I hope it helps, even if in some small way.
I was born in Kenya.... I am a white african!
I think I got around saying I was from the UK
Thank you for the advice. Not sure I am man enough to follow through.
I'm usually the run away kind of guy!
I'm usually the run away kind of guy!'
Ah, yes sol...
yet perhaps the operative words are Not Sure and usually
suggesting you have the opportunity to do something differently
here, be a different kind of guy... Perhaps not likely, but, maybe
Does a lepoard chane its spots?
but then again, you're not a leopard
I'm clear you're not seeking to change sol,
yet, if and when ready, we're all capable of it
... that's all I'm saying hon
You are right, I'm not a leopard....
I'm a TIGER....................................
....... behind the keyboard.