Gentlemen, The Secrets To A Happy Relationship
In honor of JimNastics blog, about the Rules of Understanding Men, I have come up with a list of Don’ts to help men get along better with women.Do NOT drink directly out of the container of milk or juice!
Do NOT put the cereal box back in the cabinet with just the crumbs in it!
Do NOT put the milk or juice container back in the fridge with just a swallow left.
Do NOT put the containers of: ice-cream, cookies, potato chips, candy, etc. back when it's nearly empty or just the crumbs.
If you make a sandwich, do not leave everything sitting on the counter after you are done – put it away.
When your chore is to take care of the trash, do NOT let it pile up like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, until the cat topples the trash tower and spreads it over the kitchen floor - and then, have the nerve to get angry at the cat.
We have a laundry hamper for dirty clothes. Stop taking your clothes off as you enter the house, dropping them on the floor as you make your way to the bedroom. By the time you make it to the bedroom, and the hamper, you're down to your boxers and there is nothing to put in the hamper!
Stop piling your semi-clean clothes on a chair, making a "clean clothes mountain." The hamper is two feet away!
Stop asking me to smell your “semi-clean clothes” to see if they are clean enough to wear!
Stop letting the grass get a foot high before you mow, then complaining about how hard it is to mow.
Stop leaving dirty dishes all over the house. Have you forgotten where the kitchen is?
Seriously, how hard is it to put the toilet seat down? The natural position of the seat is DOWN. Return it to its resting position.
And, the toilet roll winds OVER the top not under.
When you get to the end of a paper towel or toilet roll, replace it on the roller!
Stop taking a crap with the bathroom door open. This is not a spectator sport and, no, you aren't making the room smell better!
Stop asking me to come in and have a look at it after you are done!
And, no, I don't think you should take a picture of it!
So, Gentlemen, there you have it. Some very easy things to change to bring peace and harmony to the home.
Comments (23)
When you are home, you are not allowed to think.
- Male has to be older than Female atleast 10 years..
- Male has to be rich enough and Female has to be just a house-wife..
- Male has to be more educated than Female..
- Male has to be a real gentleman as Female is a real lady..
- Female has to be good in kitchen (yeah i meant cooking)..
Guys, just be yourself, even if it includes all of the above. Don't pretend to impress...
But seriously, it's not asking all that much for two adults in a relationship to pick up after themselves. That goes for men and women.
Guys, as your partner, we are your wives or girlfriends...
We are NOT your mother or your maid.
I'm going to bed. You know were you can stuff your request.
Unless your partner or even you have problem.... Just saying.
Great blog! I am sure every guy here will take heed!
Ken, I like your comments!
Willow, please remove one
Did you post here or to the one I posted on the forum? I don't delete anything.