I'm Looking for Pretty Women
I'm looking for Plenty of pretty Women, . . 
They Must be Good Looking, Quick Witted, and Great in Bed, . .
They should Enjoy Household Events such as Cooking, Cleaning, Mopping, and making coffee
They should be well heeled in Outdoor sports also such as; Grocery shopping, Lawn Mowing, pickup truck washing , and walkin the dog
Extra Important, . . they must Never, Ever talk Back, . .and allow me to do all their thinking for them, . .at All Times (Non Negotiable)
All Interested ladies should leave their Resume, phone number, and most recent Scantily clad pictures, . . in Comments Below
I will get back to them, at my earliest Convenience, . . ok?
Comments (19)
How do i get back? , . . . pretty lady?
You are on the wrong site. Your post belongs in the "joke" section!
the second line and the rest iam the compleet oposite
You get to be in my Harem
Since you're good lookin, Quick Witted, and Great in Bed
I guess I can work with you, on the rest of it, over time
Rolf
Rolf
here's one..
Please list your credentials, and at least four verifiable references, and I will take a look at it when I get some time off from my fulltime awesomeness.
But, I reckon the reason women are so scarce on CS and forget about ever getting back to guys like Barnacle, are because I have scooped most of them up
and they just don't want to let go
she was the ONLY one that got away, cause she liked Mr. Barnacles Better
But, I can't publish what he did with her,
Did i
I reckon,. . you might just be M Y , .K i N D A , . .Girl
Where do you want my references Sent?, . .and are ya sure that just 4, . . is going to be Enough