I'm Looking for Pretty WomenI'm looking for Plenty of pretty Women, . .
They Must be Good Looking, Quick Witted, and Great in Bed, . .
They should Enjoy Household Events such as Cooking, Cleaning, Mopping, and making coffee
They should be well heeled in Outdoor sports also such as; Grocery shopping, Lawn Mowing, pickup truck washing , and walkin the dog
Extra Important, . . they must Never, Ever talk Back, . .and allow me to do all their thinking for them, . .at All Times (Non Negotiable)
All Interested ladies should leave their Resume, phone number, and most recent Scantily clad pictures, . . in Comments Below
I will get back to them, at my earliest Convenience, . . ok?