Missing link

You know that little thing in your head which stops you saying things you shouldn’t?

Yeah, I don’t have one of those.

We all have choices in this world. If someone is taking a crap in the middle of the carpet, we can
a) Pretend it isn’t happening and move away hastily
b) Egg them on to strain harder, leave a bigger turd, because – actually, I have no idea why. But people do.
c) Tell them to pull up their pants. Even when it isn’t our carpet. wow

Still, it takes a long time, and a lot of aggravation, for me to stop thinking ‘oh, people have the right to say and do anything, however objectionable’ and change that to ‘hey, if I keep silent, you’re going to think what you said or did was actually acceptable.’

We ALL have at least one button marked DO NOT PUSH. Someone supporting a political candidate you think disastrous? Or praising a religious point of view (including atheism) the opposite of your own?

How about thinking it hilarious to torment an animal? devil Yup. We all have a button.
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you could be diplomatic and comment on how brown would never be a complimentary colour to the rug and room laugh uh oh
Gypsy, aw hug I live with the fact that half the time I open my mouth to change feet foot in mouth

Does anything rile you beyond the point of polite? you seem so totally laid back! Teach me ... bowing


thanks
And what about the smell Rock? laugh

Sorry Biff, I think my button sometimes get stuck. wink
Non, I could, but check out the colour of the hair?

This is obviously going to turn into a blog about my DO NOT PUSH and nobody else ever gets het up about ANYTHING rolling on the floor laughing
Ha, Daniela, that was exactly what I was going to say to Rock rolling on the floor laughing
MMMM Biff as I get older I find my buttons get pressed AND I take notice.

I do try to tell myself not to take the button call but as yet the age thingy is getting in the way.

I think what the heck my tongue is in shreds for years of biting it, so the button gets answered these dayslaugh laugh laugh
Blue, quality bit of button pushing there boxing

I don't have a problem with most comments, even when they make me gasp. Especially when they make me gasp, if they are funny or clever.

Then there's the equivalent of stepping on a gigantic dog turd. dunno

Actually wasn't my blog so deleting wasn't an option sigh
I have a feeling you're going to need one of these laugh

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Do you think it's a Saffer thing? confused

Also...what Gypsy said!
Eks, YEAH. I sometimes think we've a lot in common, if only the red hair, I bet you've bitten back comments many and many a time rolling on the floor laughing
Red, that shredded tongue thing, don't think its good for us. There's a great deal of satisfaction in letting it go, just once in a long while rolling on the floor laughing
Z, makes a relevant point. It's a woman's job to vacuum up our mess.
Z, I'd better have two of those sigh they'll be very handy
Speaking of, Caly....how long can you bite your tongue for? laugh
Look, she's even smiling rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Unla.....i'm biting real hard right now......someone just has that effect on me.....can't explain it.....help
laugh Caly...I thought as much! laugh

Janee, Biff...reserved and demure we are not. We're straight talkers and I like it
Cal, Red said it, biting the tongue gets too painful after a while. Let 'er rip!
Biff, I was totally aware that it was for me, which is why I didn't bite grin

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Anyone silly enough to do it deserves a fan base, and it also appeals to my twisted humor :)
Z, all I know for sure is, you even got the color of the stain right! rolling on the floor laughing
Z, you got her phone #?
Molly - boxing

I saw a video on FB of some tourists wrestling an alligator, did you see it? Got away from the handler and did some serious damage on the guy riding it who until then had been having a whale of a time. I actually cheered. I'm a sad case moping
Z, I am personally quite nervous of large electrical appliances and until I find a Real Man who can control my rather alarming vacuum cleaner, my house will continue to gather dust. moping
RED!!!! you kept that birthday quiet!!! happy birthday guitar peace yay cheering gift

Hope you had an awesome day and this will be an utterly awesome year!
Thank you I did have a good day, and yes hope to have awesome year, well not hope, I willcheering cheering cheering teddybear
Happy birthday for last Saturday, Red! party balloons cake happy birthday
hug thank you muchly unlaosiedteddybear
Happy birthday Red!hug

I hope you have an amazing year, and move at least three times laugh
Red, have you ever considered (because I have) getting one of those really nice camper setups and moving as often as you want? Winter in Cornwall, spring in the Lake District, summer in Scotland, man I would love that laugh and no packing and boxes, just up anchors and go.

Or hie me off to the Continong and REALLY expand my options rolling on the floor laughing
No comment(for once)laugh
Enquiring minds want to know what happends when you push Pedal's buttons conversing
Biff, I had seen that video laugh

Sweet justice.

I treat animals with the respect they deserve, and have no pity for to see who don't.
Biff .sorry but didn't understand the comment you wrote to Molly and I ? confused
Daniela, you and Molly simply don't get angry about things - so I thought the best way to remind you both that you too have Angry Buttons was to remind you that you would both unhesitatingly explode in that situation. Am I right?
Unlao, I thought you would never ask.roll eyes teddybear grin
I'm asking! wink

teddybear
(gulp)........................................super
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Chicken!!!!
(because yeah now we all want to know laugh )
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