This way to airport weigh-in

Pago Pago airport has apparently stopped pre-booking seats and started weighing passengers they think are overweight.

Way to start your holiday? Hey, you, fattie? On the scales please. Okay, we have to change your seat or you'll tip the plane sideways ...

Tactful!

Why not instead allow some wider seats in the middle of the plane, and make stating weight (including cabin luggage) part of the on-line checking-in process, then you can offer the seats available to those with unusual needs. daydream

If you were huge, you wouldn't mind that, much better than being wedged and squeezed into the average tiny space? Hell, the international SPCA wouldn't allow animals to travel in the allocated space we get crammed into for hours. A bigger seat would be bliss for a bigger person.

(Any time the airlines want to allow for passengers over 5 foot tall, and offer more leg room, would also be seriously ace. roll eyes)

Right now, that's only targeting larger passengers and we've all had that moment when you see someone who can barely squeeze down the aisle towards where you are sitting and you start the traveller's prayer, please not next to me please not next to me oh bugger!

But airlines, sure you have to adjust the trim of the plane, sure if you get a team of rugby players you want to spread them around the plane. But fair's fair. Offer slightly roomier seats to plus-size passengers, don't just ruin their holiday before it started?
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wave There is always the cargo bay.grin
Including cabin luggage weight would be the trick, anyone else done that thing of wafting through the airport with your cabin bag slung over your shoulder as if it was just filled with helium when in fact all your muscles are screaming with the effort? rolling on the floor laughing

Can't use the wheeled ones because the axles would break or the wheels would leave tracks in the floor ... uh oh
FHlaugh thumbs up Yoga pants.... still chuckling over
sausage casing.rolling on the floor laughing
Ped, you have the arrogance of a fit and slim man scold

rolling on the floor laughing wave
Free rolling on the floor laughing that wouldn't be embarrassing at ALL
BTW I'm not personally a plus size, although my legs are longer than the passengers they design seats for very mad
This one?

rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up Yep
I find the constant bashing of people of weight and the "fat shaming" in our modern societies truly poor and mean. Societies and people that judge human beings just based on their weight reveal themselves as deeply superficial.

People with weight issues feel bad enough already in our societies being constantly confronted with picture perfect thin people as ideal in advertising etc. in their every day lives.

Then giving them the feeling of being a burden during a flight is hurtful to these people who just want to use a plane like everybody else.

People with overweight are not to be reduced to their weight. This does not reflect their true value. They are souls and can be very precious.
Molly my last flight up from London was on a 767 in a bulkhead seat, it was BLISS

Best part I could kick out the whole flight and no whining passenger in front of me to complain to the cabin crew grin
Green, that's exactly my point, to make the whole thing a public issue at the point of departure is unbelievably crass

If there's a potential situation solve it proactively, sort it out long before the arrival at the airport
Peds would that be the passengers working on each other or just the cabin crew doing the service?
Peds, you've just missed the sale blues


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The crew L., at least they are recently showered as opposed
to the sweat hog passengers.laugh
So let me get this right, the passenger is the one who has to do it, to the freshly-showered cabin crew?

PASS. rolling on the floor laughing
scold You are off topic now.(my fault). I missed the sale
anyway.moping
If I am paying for the seat, I expect to get done snooty
Undesirable passengers include:

whiny kids who kick the back of your seat

Babies with shrieks like train whistles

oversize or physically immobilised passengers between you and the aisle - I like a window seat, so I can sleep, but as a claustrophobic dread not being able to get to the aisle

lanky passengers who take up the whole armrest AND dig their elbows into you

those who brought their own strong-smelling food and eat it from beginning to end of flight

relentless talkers. (Where are you going? Erm - well, the plane is going to London. Where are YOU going?)

maybe I should re-write this blog laugh
The seat with stirrups are extra.conversing (cor)cool
Peds, I have no interest in the service but a seat with enough leg-room to allow for another human being? NOW you're talking.
For short haul flights I can see the logic of cramming everyone into the smallest space possible, keeping down the cost, but for long haul before I fly I check to see if there's space to exercise, perhaps a wooded area with pathways so you can take a stroll, even a grassy clearing in which to enjoy a picnic & catch a bit of sun, not forgetting of course some of the flight will be at night so an en-suite bedroom is a must professor
Z, especially for you, they created the holodeck

and the sooner the better, say I sigh

so what do those special seats put you back? wow
Don't know about any other readers of this blog but I've made a note never to travel on the same flight as Peds and Molly.
We would be good passengers together.cool (as long as I bring some wetnaps)laugh
No idea, not found an airline yet that does them laugh suppose I'll have to wait until I win the Euromillions & buy my own plane laugh
Air Force One looks comfortable, I always thought. And fast enough to outrun the explosions in Independence Day, which was definitely a point in its favour. You could become the leader of a country instead?
Biff, I may well be becoming a countries president quite soon professor though I haven't done much campaigning in the USA elections I have changed my name to Neither Of The Above, think that will give me fair chance of a majority banana laugh
Another thing that airlines shouldn't do is walk you through the luxurious first class, then the roomy business class, then showing you to your seat in a sardine tin.
Z, wow, a done-deal!! You'll absolutely walk it rolling on the floor laughing

I've MET the future pres, ooh!
To be fair to the airlines they do put us poor people in the back of the plane, when have you ever heard of a plane reversing into a mountain professor laugh
They're Working on the screenplay for the film of the American election as we speak, starring Eddie Murphy as Neither Of The Above, the storyline - unknown guy from hick town suddenly elected president after everyone voted "neither of the above" on their ballot papers laugh
applause

the number of spoiled papers for the US election should go up dramatically but it isn't only there, point me at any country utterly delighted with their leader(s)?

Okay Kim Jong-un doesn't count for legal reasons
Biff, so what you're saying is I could in fact become the president of several nations, not North Korea of course, but also Pope dunno grin
Getting back to that weighty prob biff glad they do not go by medical professions guide lines, as they have ME as over weight.teddybear
I just take a train, nice private first class cabin, If I had to fly an animal crate kitted out with a comfy mattress, picnic basket etc would be preferable to being treated like a bovine creature.

There is one US airline that planned standing passengers only, I think South Western on very short routes, perhaps our American friends could offer more about it.
Map, that could be quite cool? Wonder if there is an option for people carriers laugh

Standing for an hour's flight? I've done that just commuting, and oh my what fun it is. But if it was half the price, I'm listening
Big travelers mmm give them a balloon they can float and make plane lighterlaugh laugh

mmm no what you mean, I have not flown for years now I get a coach, but the seats are smaller stillmoping teddybear
Z, empire builder, religious leader, ruler of the world and you'd never have parking problems driving a Popemobile but -

I think you'll have to choose.

1) private billions
2) control of a country
3) adoration of the faithful

and no not all of the above, lol
Red floating balloon was the best travel ever ever ever apart from the tiny tendency of bursting into flames and killing all aboard.

Check out the facilities -

Biff, Its worth finding out about luxury pet crates..

Z should take note that Tuesdays Euromillions is mine, I shall buy my town out, wall it off and declare UDI, Only nice people will be invited to live here totally free as long as they pay homage to my various statues 3 times a day, I just read that, think Im still asleep as my coffee is cold, sleep blogging?
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