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Eastern, Newfoundland, Canada
Jul 2018
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I Was Emasculated By A Kitten

No joke, I really was.

My kitten overpowered me and took my hamburger by force. I kept pushing him away but he come back more and more relentless until it was like trying to stop a mini bulldozer with one hand. The kitten took my hamburger!

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Palmfrond
Palmfrond●Easton, Pennsylvania USA
Jul 2, 2018●156 Blogs●1,206 Comments
#1
that kitten needs to be locked up
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Crazyheart38
Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan
Jul 2, 2018●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments
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Lucky Kittenrolling on the floor laughing
reminds me of my parrot drinking from my coffee cup, had to give it all to him after his first siplaugh
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Track16OP●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada
Jul 2, 2018●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments
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I never seen the likes of it before. It was fed no big spell ago to make the best of it but he wanted hamburger and that was it. Took it right out of my hand
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Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Jul 2, 2018●4,083 Comments
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He was probably tired of pizza laugh
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Packersbabe1●Green Bay, Wisconsin USA
Jul 2, 2018●109 Comments
#5
You should have cooked two burgers laugh
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JimNastics
JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA
#6
Is it a tiger or lion kitten ? grin
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Bearwoman
Bearwoman●Northgate, Ohio USA
Jul 4, 2018●42 Blogs●1,700 Comments
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I had a dog one time who would eat my dish of strawberries whenever he'd see me with some.I used to eat healthy snacks while taking a break form household chores.I had no idea that some animals liked fruit.
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Angry_cupcake
Angry_cupcake●Riga, Latvia
Jul 4, 2018●17 Comments
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It's time to offer for cat a wider menu, then he will not steals food. laugh

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Track16OP●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada
Jul 5, 2018●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments
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Kitten tried to have a go at my supper this evening so I went in the music room to eat. It was fed canned food as much as he could eat not 20 minutes prior.
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Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Jul 5, 2018●4,083 Comments
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Worm him
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Track16OP●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada
Jul 5, 2018●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments
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Some de-wormer is actually not a bad idea. He isn't skinny or light weight though, he just loves food.
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Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Jul 5, 2018●4,083 Comments
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I would worm him..Have him vaccinated too.
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Track16OP●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada
Jul 5, 2018●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments
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He will be vaccinated when I get him neutered.
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Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Jul 5, 2018●4,083 Comments
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I look at vaccination for animals as I do kids.
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M4_Mischief
M4_Mischief●Belleville, Ontario Canada
Jul 5, 2018●6 Blogs●604 Comments
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I have an orange one of those...I swear he is part dog....he loves people food more than people......laugh
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