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Thursday giggle...................................

Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of Speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.

Another Saturday sizzler.With apologies!

WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery

Friday's fun blog. Have a laugh.!

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'

Saturday giggle. Couldn't resist it.

Retired man's job Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?" I replied, "Yes I am my wife's s*xual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple.

Bah Humbug. Have a Politically Correct Christmas

Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment mu

Sealed for your protection...

I believe it started in 1982 when some people were poisoned from taking Tylenol that had cyanide in them. After those horrible episodes, all manufacturers changed the way their packaged products. From the official story, one man attempted to extor

What do people think about,................

People being gay or Lesbian, me personally I see nothing wrong with it, after all we dont live in the dark ages anymore and theres nothing more beautiful than seeing two people in love regardless which gender you are, live and let live,..............

Why the Irish don't suffer from stress Monday's la

Medical Terms Irish Definition Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome Cat sca

Wow! What is the difference between Complete and F

COMPLETE and FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in London and attended by supposedly the best in the world, Samsundar Bal

Its Friday........................................

Sometimes....when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes....when y

Lockerbie 25 years on.

Let us remember this day as we approach the Christmas Season

Happy 95th. Birthday to Nelson Mandela

Quotes About Life

1.It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel. 2.Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and mak

One wish

If you had to do one wish ,what you would wish and why :) ?

9 Signs it’s Time to Break Up In My Opinion

1. You constantly find yourself bored 2. You are going in separate directions with your life 3. You stop looking forward to seeing them 4. You can’t stop thinking about other guys\girls 5. You are constantly trying to change them 6. You are doin

Potty talk

funny cute video of a 3 years old kid talking about his diet :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pulZ3jgLM6o

Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?

Have you ever been in love with someone at first sight ?Does it really happens ?

Good Catches

I, and I'm sure some of you do too, view other members and think, 'Yeah, they would be a good catch' Don't get me wrong, not necessarily for myself, but for somebody. There would be both men and women on here that I would think that about.

Poem

If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I co

God Knows Pt. 1

A compilation Feb 17, 2015 “I need oil,” said an ancient monk; so he planted an olive sapling. “Lord,” he prayed, “it needs rain that its tender roots m

By-myself

Present day: For a while, i started believing that one is not alone, you always have someone with you. Although in a physical sense of the word, its true, you have people around you, you talk to them, do your daily routine and carry on with your wor

Craziest thing

Which is the "craziest" thing you ever done for your love or family ?

Valentines Day

whts your plans for valentines day ?Alone or with someone special ?

a man's story..

I was recently listening to a man. He is about my age, a few years ago him and his wife broke up...she cheated on him. In the meanwhile, he reports that his ex-wife has been with at least 100 different men, including his closest friends. He g

Best gift

Which was the best gift you ever received from a man/woman ?

The Erosion of the Republican Party & Impeachment Lite

From The New Yorker; Trump’s Impeachment and “Impeachment Lite” By David Remnick 9:13 A.M. As the House approved two articles of impeachment against him, Donald Trump pretended as if none of what was happening in Washington mat

Little Things That Matters

Which little things make the difference and make you feel happy ?

Well Corsi won't remain alone, because Mueller will get Roger Stone.

By The Associated Press JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) -- A conservative writer and associate of Trump confidant Roger Stone said Friday that he is in plea talks with special counsel Robert Mueller's team. Jerome Corsi told The Associated

Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icViP-RZDy4 this is funny,hope you find it funny too :P

Things learnt from last relationship

What things bad or good your last relationship taught and gave you ?

Language I will never speak

I am new here in this web site. I really surprised by the way of some members handle conversation. If you try to post comments, they will never answer your comments. Instead they will pick on small things of your comments such as; •Copy and pas

YOUR FAVORITES QUOTES

hey guys, maybe this has already been done, but I thought it would be interesting to share each others favorite quotes... :D one of my favorite quotes of all time: "...The World is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go

Bon Voyage

Off back to Perth this morning - my second home off to see my 3 sons and grand - daughter. Bring on the wine and nice restaraunts no sun this time its winter over there. Hi to my Aussie friends xx

"WHERE DO WE GO?".................................

......................................................................................I wonder ..where do we go from here?...when life leaves us and goes off to who knows where?...No ones been able to come back to tell us yet.....Yes..there are a lot

am i really selfish ?

i became a mum at the age of 21 and again at the age of 22 because my partner who is 8 years older than me at the time wanted wanted children before he was 40 so we had two kids together, i gave up working in a salon to be a mum and partner and to ke

ex's

i cant believe whats happened i meet a nice guy of the net a few months back, things were getting serious between us and all going really well he tells his ex about us before someone else does as it turned out our kids go to the same school and

Complain Complain Complain

I spent the last 9 months complaining that it was too cold, now its too warm and there are too many flies

Some hints given by women....

.....are not all that subtle; No need to ask for directions there. She may be a little off the mark, but I think I could handle it from there.

Not Ready

I copied from my friend's twitter : If your not ready for a relationship never waste a persons time because that's something u can't get back Happy weekend, peeps

Dogs and fireworks / thunder / guns

Dogs don't like fireworks, sure, we all know that but reactions range from flinching to outright hysterics. Why? We know hunting dogs cope with the fairly hectic sound of rifles. We know, or know of, dogs that are so distressed by gunshots, firew

heart and soul on valentine's day

heart and soul Author: lindsyjones red roses adorned memories folded, gone replaced by fresh hugs touch that melts my heart the ray of the morning sun seeping through two souls conjoined as one happy valentin