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These next two months have many sunny days, perfect for a vintace MC road trip oooooout to Quebec, EH? Leaving this AM. Vroom vroom. Canada rocks, in so many ways. Our Brilliant President Trump has a mouth, and a brass pair and sharp tweet fingers. But even he can't match certain teachers and now PM's from our friends home in the great white North. Black face, pitch dark, several times. Awesome. Man o man, I loves dem swinging pairs on dat dere Boss man.

We all at one time or another speak of lies and of liars, known and suspected.
There is no shortage of persons that will offer their opinion that they despise liars and would call lies among the worst if not the very worst things in the world.
Less often and as a seeming taboo are lies and lying taken on as a topic.
Something to be analyzed and understood as an important object of perception.
I wondered about lies many years ago and I am still astonished at the poverty of material on the subject. Dare I say, it is almost suspicious.

Perhaps if my feeble wit may illuminate, I may cast some shadows behind me on the threshold of this blighted mansion.

No language in history has ever dominated the world quite like English does today.

Until fairly recently, the history of English was very similar to that of other global languages: it spread through a combination of conquest, trade, and colonization. But then, at some point between the end of WWII and the start of the new millennium, English transformed from a global language to a universal language.

So, do we still really need another ‘world language’? I think English is ready to take that position but is the world ready for that?


It's a fact, even the half bell can make himself understood in English.

The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To Stop
Well..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.

(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"

A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car

I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!

Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!

This is not the first time that a disgruntled member or ex-member took to stirring shit from another site. About five years ago somebody did the same, only he opted for YouTube signing in with his Google account instead of Twitter. I was the main objective of his rage. He also had a fan base here who spurred him on; some of them are still here and we're friends today. I did not get abusive when some people supported my foe. I just had to endure it. Besides, one or two of the current victims were my foe's supporters so I see this as some form of Karma.

When I finally learned about the ‘plot’ against me I took him on where he was slinging his mud from but he simply deleted my retorts and it left me powerless. Then I did what I should have done in the first place. I ignored him. For all I care he may still be doing it; I don’t know and I don’t care.

What is happening here now is polarising the blogs and exactly what our ghostwriter wants. I believe some of us know his/her identity, some have a very good idea and others are grasping around in the dark but it does not matter. The point is, he or she is out of reach. I don’t know when last one of you had taken an overseas resident to court but I can almost guarantee you that you will cripple yourself financially in the process and in the end only two attorneys will make money. They won’t touch such a case without a huge sum upfront, so don’t even think in that direction.

Resorting to foul language, name-calling, and idle threats is not on and just an indication that you are at the end of your tether. So come on, be realistic. Fighting fire with fire here is not going to help. And we're not in Grade 2 anymore. Pulling hair and sticking out tongues are way beyond us now. For somebody who normally deals with problems as they raise their heads, this may seem like strange advice coming from me but ignore our ghostwriter. He or she will get tired of it sooner or later. And don't take it personal if some of us find this funny; these are the blogs. Learn to laugh at yourself, it is much more rewarding.

Let's get our blogs back to what it was a week or two ago.


This blog has done its work and I'm going to block it now.

“Come, I want to show you something,” said the salesman as he parked the one-tonne demo model pick-up truck in the parking lot of a busy shopping center. He left the engine running. He led me to the back of the pick-up truck, took a coin out his pocket, inserted it in a slot on the freight deck, gave it a half-turn and lifted a panel to reveal a BBQ grid.

“See,” he continued while he produced a parcel with four mutton chops and a few pieces of sausage which he laid out on the grill, “you only need to flip this lever here to divert the exhaust gas through the heat exchanger below and you have enough heat to BBQ your meat.”

He fetched two ice-cold beers from a cooler box and we stood there sipping beers while the meat sizzled on the artificial fire and the shoppers looked at us curiously. Then the police arrived and a sergeant informed us that we may not make fires in the parking lot. The salesman proudly explained the cooking process to the bamboozled servant of the law.

“So what do you think?” the salesman asked me after the law had left. “I don’t know, “I said reluctantly, “I don’t need a pick-up truck with a built-in BBQ. I already have a truck.”

“But it is not a truck with a BBQ,” he retorted, “It is a mobile BBQ capable of transporting goods.”

“That’s brilliant! I never thought of it in that way,” I said as I reached for the pen and the sales contract, seeing the new laptop I plan to buy flying out the window.

Then I hear the piercing noise coming from somewhere and as I reach out to silence it, I wake up and realize that I’m only dreaming. And I sat there rubbing my eyes while the insanity of sleeping ebbs out my numbed brain.

Eish! The shit I can dream. And we never got around to eating that meat!


Have a great day!

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Insanity is not a disgrace or a crime. The only reason why the insane (and not we) are locked up in asylums is that we are more than them. See, that is how democracy works. The majority rules and to hell with minorities. That’s right! The winner takes it all.

It is not a requirement for CS members to be insane but it is a definite recommendation. Be kind to insane members; they will soon be the majority and then they will treat you the way you treated them in the past. You know that story about ‘do to others’… I think it is called Karma. Here on the blogs, you can be driven to insanity without a vehicle; 100% free of charge. Remember that later when you want to become part of the majority.

If you’re not born that way, don’t despair. It is inheritable; you can get it from your children. Another way to become insane is to spend prolonged periods in the company of the insane. Don’t take them too seriously or you will be driven insane before your time.

Not everybody can be insane. If you cannot get it in the normal ways don’t try to bash your head into a wall. That causes brain damage and is not to be confused with insanity. The insane are not retarded, brain-damaged or stupid. In fact, some of them may have very high IQs.

The insane are masters of manipulation and perfectly capable of impersonating sane people… until they comment. If you’re not sure, tread carefully. Put a tame comment on his/her blog and see how it pans out. If the OP insults you without reason, you found one. Run for the hills. A more subtle approach will be to wait for a comment on your blog. If it is an insult, you found one. Run for the hills.


The moral of the story?
Sane, level minded people know how to behave towards other people. That is why they are not in asylums.