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Two years ago my daughter announced she was getting married AND that she was inviting not only my ex’s platinum blonde American long-term lady friend, but lady friend’s identical twin sister. Same age as me, but as glossy and immaculate as only Americans can be, and in DUPLICATE. Yikes!

Luckily I’d just started the most miserable depressing part-time job ever (trying to help people heading towards bankruptcy to sort their personal finances) and that helped, boy did it help. I worked until 10 pm every night, was too glum to eat and by the wedding had lost a satisfactory 2.5 stone (35 lbs, or 16 kgs).

Even better, the Terrible Twins couldn't make it to the UK and the wedding weekend was huge fun, with the FOTB and the MOTB avoiding the bride’s very disapproving eye to spend lots of catch-up time together. I’d been doing a lot of Zumba (puff puff) to shape up as the weight fell off and the FOTB wasn’t the only one interested. So that was one of several reasons that I joined CS, and I have had a year of talking so much every night that I kept forgetting to eat.

Weighed myself the other day and was a bit taken aback to find my weight loss in two years is now exactly 4 stone. (56 lbs, or 25 kgs). So how do I market this as a weight-loss plan and make my fortune, eh? It may be a bit complicated ... but hey, CS is an essential factor. You in?

What a super idea. It is about time that we see who is who in this zoo, time for all these beautiful lassies on CS to display their assets above their shoulders.

But nobody older than fifty may enter this contest, not even if you look as if you are only thirty. All ages will be verified. To make it fair, those under thirty may not wear make-up. Reasonable, is it? See it as a sort of a handicap to level the field.

But if you’re too old to enter, don’t despair or feel left out. You, the beauties of yesterday, will be the judges of today. Unless of course, if you look twenty years younger than what you really are. We cannot intimidate the contestants with such eternal beauty, can we?

This is your opportunity to be judgmental without any fingers being pointed at you.

When a woman wears a lot of perfume I think it's so good. I don't care how "perfumie" it is. The more the better.

Today, here in the library, there has been more perfume "smellable" than at any other time. It must be Spring in the air so that must be the reason. I have also made it a point to compliment the women as well.

I don't know why and i don't care why. It smells good!

Today I will have a very "greasy" topic to discuss. So, friends, how do you find excess weight attractive and sexy? Is this not acceptable to you? That is, do your partner's larger volumes have extra kissing space for you? Still an obstacle to pleasure?

..when I was on a dating app..i'd read some profiles of women saying..

recently split up and seeing what this is like....WRONG!!!

Don't write that..this is bait for some shit head man to shower you with bullshit as he knows you're vulnerable !..ive seen it here

The last thing you need to do is go on a dating site saying that..Women, most, that are vulnerable go straight onto a site..after they have been dumped, feeling low they want an uplift, and along comes Mr smarmy guy to cast his net.

What happens..he showers them with affection..your so sweet blah blah blah..beds them then dumps them..what does that do ? makes it even worse for women view towards men.

And the decent ones have to work harder to gain there trust...

So what?... so what?... so what?.. got a problem with it?... So What If I am?... This was sent to me therefore, In honor of African American Black History month, I salute the African American/Black woman with this beautiful piece of written literature. The author is unknown, but she's out there somewhere.

What If I Am A Black Woman?...
Is it a disease? Well, if it is, I sure hope it’s catching
Because they need to pour it into a bottle,
label it, and sprinkle it All over the people
men and women who have ever loved or cried,
worked or died for any one of us.

So, What if I am a Black woman?
Is it a crime? Then, Arrest me!
Because I'm strong, but I'm gentle,
I'm smart, but I'm forever learning,
I'm loving, but I can also express hate.
And I like to work because
I like to eat and feed and clothe
and house Me, mine
and yours and everybody's,
Like I've been doing for the past 300 years.

What if I am a Black woman?
Is it insane? Go ahead and Commit me!!
Because I want Happiness, not tears;
Truths not lies; Pleasure not pain;
Sunshine not rain; A man not a child!

What if I am a Black woman? Is it a sin?
Pray for me! And pray for you too,
If you don't like women of color
because we are, Midnight Black,
Chestnut Brown, Honey Bronzed,
Chocolate Covered, Cocoa Dipped, Banana Cream;
Big Lipped, Big Hipped, Big Breasted, Thin Lipped, Narrow Hipped, and BEAUTIFUL
all at the same time!

So what if I am a Black Woman?
Does it bother you that much because
I want a man who wants me,
Loves me and trusts me, and respects me
For who I am
And gives me everything because
I give him everything back... PLUS MORE!!

What if I am a Black woman? I've got rights,
same as you! I have worked for them,
died for them, played and laid for them,
On every plantation from Alabama to Boston and Back!

What if I am a Black woman?
I love me, and I want you to love me too,
But I am as I've always been,
Near you, close to you, beside you,
strong giving, loving, forgiving, and caring
For over 300 years, I have been Your Black woman, our Black woman, their Black woman, his Black woman... So Love me for who I am!

F.Y.I.


* A mullet is a hairstyle which is popularly described as "Short on top, Long in the back". See diagram below:
* Common names for the mullet include (but are not limited to) : The Ape Drape. The Tennessee Waterfall. The 10/90 (the proportion of hair in front to hair in back). The Mud Flap. 7 (shape of the #) The Long Island Ice Teased. Business on Top-Party Out Back. Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey. Yep-Nope. (Please don't e-mull me more names for mullets)
* The term Mullet(hair context obviously) traces back to the 1967 prison film Cool Hand Luke, starring Paul Newman and George Kennedy, in which Kennedy's character refers to Southern men with long hair as "Mullet Heads."

-What is a mullethunter

* Mullestache: A molester style mustache worn by MOST mullets. (And cops)

* Mullderline: (Advanced term) That in-between stage in the development of the mullet. Here is a good example.

* Mullshit: (Advanced term)cWhen it's clearly NOT a mullet. Example: Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit".uff



* When there is a mullet title with a "ullet" attached to the end, pronounce it "YOU LETT". For example, "Flattopullet" would be pronounced as flat top you let. (As in life, there are exceptions to the rule. Figure them out.)

* I know there are plenty of celebrity mullets. They bore me, hence they are not on the page.

After meeting on CS, me and this Irish bird started chatting and sending little smiley emoticons to each other. We chatted on Skype and arranged to meet up the following week. Upon arriving in a strange land, full of strange people, with their strange customs and ways, I felt alone. But my anxiety was short-lived because there she was all of a sudden in front of me. Her radiant smile lit up the room and her luxuriant red hair drew obscene comments from the Turkish baggage handlers, and I felt like the luckiest man on Earth.

So we held hands on the beach, then went and had a big feed of haggis. After several pints of Guiness, and a visit to a sleazy kareoke bar, things started to get a bit hot and heavy. It was decided we should go back to my hotel and fool around a bit, to celebrate. She had the most delightful body, everything was in the right place. There she was, completely naked on the bed, apart from a pair of woolen leg-warmers.

Now obviously I'm a massive fan of Flashdance, having seen the film several times, and so I didnt think too much of it. So one thing leads to another, next thing you know I can feel her leg warmers brushing against my face. As I'm allergic to wool, I started sneezing. One or two stray nose goblins flew across the room but I dont think she really noticed.

The leg warmers were really starting to shit me, upon closer inspection I noticed they seemed to bulge out a fair bit at the ankle area which immediately gave me cause for concern. She made loads of feeble excuses not to take the warmers off, such as I'll get cold legs etc etc, to which I replied its OK I'll put the heater on. Eventually she passed out and fell asleep, and I thought it would be the right time to take them off. I tried not to make too much noise, but I kept sneezing.

Finally, I could see why she was so reluctant about it. Her ankles were hairier than a Clydesdale horses, and quite mishapen. They were like rainforest trees with buttress roots, and hairier than a wilderbeasts ballsack. So now it was critical that I didnt wake her up, delicately placing a warm blanket on her otherwise awesome body, before quietly packing my bags and leaving. I had to wait 4 hours at the airport, that was the earliest flight I could get back home.

After that, I moved to Mount Isa and had a sex change before taking up a job driving trucks. These days, I mostly just sit around chewing my fingernails right down and look at porn on the internet.

What a beautiful flower. :)

Happy Friday/Saturday all.