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Conservatives dictionary...
It will be sort of a political dictionary and the title will be:
"I speak Connese, do you?"
Examples of the first edition will include words like:
farce b i = FBI
libs = liberals (the derogatory name for democrats)
demonrats = democrats
'crats = democrats
obozo = Obama
obismal = Obama
Hussein = Obama's middle name used in an attempt to annoy libs (liberals, see above)
o'biden = Biden
'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland
Eyewitnesses noted he looked unusually fetching in an elegant Dolce & Gabbana evening gown and a Dior sun hat.
"We wouldn't raid Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate or Melania's wardrobe unless it was absolutely, 100% necessary," said Garland. "I resent any accusation that this raid was influenced by partisan politics or my insatiable desire to wear pretty designer dresses." The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight.
FBI Director Christopher Wray echoed the statement as he strode up to the Hoover Building in a dazzling pair of diamond-encrusted Alexander McQueen stilettos. "The men and women of the FBI are paragons of unassailable integrity and impartiality, and any suggestion otherwise is murderous treason," he said. Several news outlets present also noted the delicious smell of Chanel No.5 in the air.
At publishing time, Trump took to Truth Social to announce that all his golf clubs were also missing.
Online Urban Legend
Will be single & lonely for the rest of their lives.
No love life, no money & no YUMMY HOTDOG!
Unless they greet, click a like or post a wish comment.
FLASH! Musk might make an offer and buy the FBI. Will Clintons sell?
New way to be?,
BUT NOW!
They have nothing to say, there’s something on Facebook or some other site, they can’t communicate, its just not right, family meals don’t exist, afraid there’s something online they’ve missed, pouting is the way to go, take your picture, it’s just a show, when you ask a question , they don’t know, like,,(honest, because they cant listen) what’s your name?,,,,, the answer?,,, what’s the name of this game!
I ask myself the same Question.
PRESIDENT DE VENEZUELA MADURO
Famous Monsters of Politics
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