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Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!!
True what they say: This is the New Now. Terrible.
Today in The New Yorker;
More play on Mary Trump's book reveals and tying it into other aspects of Dirty Don
from Andy Borowitz.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Pence Accused of Taking Trump’s Coronavirus Tests for HimBy Andy BorowitzJuly 8, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—
In a scandal that threatens to upend Donald Trump’s Presidency, a new book accuses Trump of paying Vice-President Mike Pence to take his coronavirus tests for him.
According to the book, “Swapping Swabs: Trump’s Pandemic of Lies,” when the subject of being tested for the virus first came up, in March, Trump started casting about for a “good test-taker” to substitute for him.
Trump considered several candidates for the ruse, including his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and the Attorney General, William Barr, but ultimately settled on Pence, who agreed to take the tests for the fee of twenty-five dollars per result.
Reportedly, Pence initially balked at the proposal, expressing concern that it “would look bad” if the truth about his taking Trump’s coronavirus tests came out, but Trump brusquely shut him down.
“I’ve never taken my own tests, and I’m not going to start now,” Trump allegedly snapped. Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Sure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account.
But, are they the only voice ?
Lets be fair and hear from the minority, who think Trump is good for America.
I know. Sure, we've heard far too much nonsense from them already. But, the people in this pro-Trump ad are
somewhat less obnoxious. They calmly, tell us, what Trump means to them without the moronic name calling.
Watch fully & give a complete listen and let me know what you think;
Previous experience required.
Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?
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...Millennial social justice UEBER warrior, Claira Janover, stupidly barked into her cell phone, onto social media, that if anyone uses the phrase "all lives matter" one more time, she was going to stab them.
Seems as though MEGA accounting firm, Deloitte, a London shop, with global reach, which had just offered her a fat job, quickly nixed the deal. We guess that they weren't excited about having someone with these behaviors, working along side of their other more grounded employees. She specifically directly blames Trump supporters and conservatives for ratting on her privileged little arse.
Of course, it's all the more delicious, in that she had just finished as a coed at Harvard. But better still, she later begins to cry hysterically during an interview. Claiming, ceteris parabus, that she was merely just trying to "leave her indelible mark" on the many honorable efforts to end racism. Once and for all.
Google it, for further belly laugh details, and more of her strident PC comments on her single handed quest to revamp our irredeemable and basket of deplorable, racist, capitalist, MERKUN society.
She briefly holds it together, having the heavy accent Millennial speak going, and in short order, hits the world with a bevy of the usual PC accusations, as to how her broadcasting of her virtues, leaves the Right far behind.
But alas, the performance quickly shifts to copious tears and flapdoodle, repeating over and over again, "but I worked so hard to get that job!"
Watch it on an empty stomach, but do watch it. Wonder if any of her act was learned at the feet of her learned professors. Harvard Square trust fund people---who doesn't just adore them all?
Add you own punchline for this cartoon.
My first one is;
"Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ?
A doctor, or veterinarian, or even someone with crazy glue would have been helpful !"
Here's the cartoon (click on it to reduce size);
Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father!
Think about that before you get the rope out...
Some people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me off to hearing what they have to say because I don't believe in the ALL of it. I don't think either of the parties ALL belive on the same issues, granted that the majority of each party believes in its one sided issue.
So when anyone starts anything with All dems or ALL republicons they immediately nulify what they have to say because they are starting off wrong in my eyes.
This is not a fact, just my opinion and I'm sticking to it.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally
By Andy Borowitz
June 23, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to avert another debacle like the one at his rally in Tulsa, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday that he was offering economic-stimulus checks to anyone willing to come to his next rally, in Arizona.
Displaying a sample check in the Oval Office, Trump said that he hoped eventually to put millions of unemployed Americans back to work as full-time audience members at his rallies.
“The dishonest media are saying that people wouldn’t go to one of my rallies if I paid them,” Trump said. “Well, we’ll see about that.”
Larry Kudlow, Trump’s economic adviser, said that the twelve-hundred-dollar stimulus checks would be paid “in installments, based on how long the recipients actually stay at the rally.”
“If you walk out after the first hour, you only get six hundred,” he said. “You’re really going to have to earn the full twelve hundred.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
$ 2 Thousand couldn't get me to endure one of his rallies.
Heck, given his history of not paying people, and broken promises, even a promise of $20,000 wouldn't get me to go. It wouldn't be worth it.....in more ways than one.
Trump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handily won in 2016.
But most of the interest turned out to be teenagers ACTING like they had interest to see Trump spew
blame & hatred on others. Instead of the 1 Million people who were supposedly going to overflow out of the under 20,000 seats spilling onto the grounds, they couldn't even come close to filling the arena. There were plenty of empty seats and no waiting outside. It turns out that the teenagers plotted on social media site Tic Toc to request seats and then fake that they were unable to attend. One gal even posted a video of her with a fake cough, stating that was the reason she couldn't go.
The children planned everything and took everything down from the media, so it would not get leaked into mainstream media.
Happy Father's Day Donnie.
Spending it with Ivonka ? You better not request the present you really want from her.