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Breaking News: Amid rising costs and material shortages, the latest in the never ending strain on consumers has a break in the supply chain of what normally is considered female sanitary protection. Yeah, who would have thought this could have happened?
I see many of you are grasping at straws and at your wits end over the House Committee Investigations, while some are foaming at the mouth trying to come up with any plausible (or totally from another planet) reasons to debunk the results of the 2020 election, the others are literally 'on the rag' about this situation.

Oh, it's so sad...
I feel for ya!



The tampon shortage is partly because there is a cotton shortage.
Probably like the toiled paper shortage, hoarding is also causing the tampon shortage.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is blaming transsexual men for the tampon shortage.

I thought I'd offer some lighthearted humor to all the political ruckus currently going on this month. In the news this morning, it's reported that former president Donald Trump issued a 12-page rebuttal to testimony and evidence presented by a House committee investigating the Capitol riot on Jan. 6, 2021.

12 pages??
How is that possible??
Someone must have helped.
Ivanka? No way.

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply .So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why .He said you like a fine understanding man, I think you'll do , So I took off my hat and said imagine that, Me working for You

A few times on CS I blogged about women who don't wear bras and gravity takes hold of their bazooms, making the skin stretch for great distances. Envision the granny who complains her husband rests his elbows on the table yet she's nudging her dinner plate!

Talk about the length of women's anatomy strikes a nerve with some women here (the same way mentioning menopause) who try to retaliate by commenting my cojones are down to my knees.

Sorry for revealing TMI, my dad wore boxers. My brother wears briefs. I've always worn briefs and a few years ago, I switched to bikini style as they keep my family jewels in the right place. No sagging whatsoever!

When it comes to comfort, I don't enjoy the freedom.

Had a kiddies meal today at McDonald's. The meal was quite nice as well as the atmosphere in the restaurant, well that was until the kiddies mother had an anger attack and gave me a whopper on my eye....

Timed myself today.
Takes a 5 minute walk from my home to the bar.
Takes 35 minutes from the bar to my home.
The difference is staggering.

Whoever shot the Kingsland, AR water tower is a good shot.

Looks like the silhouette of Johnny Cash has got to go!

i don't know what it is...but maybe it's the idea of a woman role playing as a French maid and cleaning my house to perfection or is it something else that gets me thinking
how about a bit of spring cleaning

I'll wager you are all familiar with the acronym TDS. That stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome. It started right after Hillary lost the presidential election to Trump, despite having the popular vote. Question any part of the election and you are pinned with the badge of TDS.

Conservatives pull that up an anyone who disputes the election.

However... there exists another TDS that is exceeding the first TDS.
Yes, hard to believe... it's already in epidemic proportion on the blogs section of Connecting Singles.

Bring up anything negative about Trump and you are met with resistance from those who are affected by the TDS.

Talk about nepotism in the White House where he hires family members who have no experience in the positions they hold and BAM! the TDS is showing.
Talk about his businesses in foreign countries he ran during his presidency and BAM! the TDS is showing.
Talk about shady deals his attorney secured and BAM! the TDS is showing.

What you say?
Yes, this TDS is the Trump Defense Syndrome.

I'm thinking the same voting machines were used on Trump/Biden as Trump/Clinton election. Hmmm...

One caveman overheard talking to another caveman "Trump won, good machines. Trump lost, bad machines"



Let's face it, It's the TDS-20 and there is no vaccine.

#humor
#funnyshit

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Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike jockey Sonny Leon just turned down a White House invite saying "If I wanted to see a horses a** I would have come in second".