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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

ok so I want to meet a man the man of my heart..Im on 2 on sites an Im suppost to "put" my self in places where I can meet men..single men...But what if I find a guy I know nothing about..an think that maybe just maybe...He could be my man????
so lets see!!

The true gentleman is the man whose conduct preceeds from good will and acute sense of propriety,and whose self control is equal to all emergencies;who does not make the poor man conscious of his proverty,the obscure man of his obscurity,or any man of his inferiority or flutter weath,cringe before power,or boast of his own possessions or achivements,who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy;
Whose deeds follows his word;who thinks of the rights and feelings of others,rather than his own,and who appears well in any company,a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue is safed.

1 John 4:1-6

"Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. And this is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard was coming, and is now already in the world. You are of God, little children, and have overcome them, because He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world. They are of the world. Therefore they speak as of the world, and the world hears them. We are of God. He who knows God hears us; he who is not of God does not hear us. By this we know the spirit of truth and the spirit of error."


Jude 1: 3-4

"Dear friends, although I was very eager to write to you about the salvation we share, I felt I had to write and urge you to contend for the faith that was once for all entrusted to the saints. 4For certain men whose condemnation was written about long ago have secretly slipped in among you. They are godless men, who change the grace of our God into a license for immorality and deny Jesus Christ our only Sovereign and Lord."

Love is patient and kind.Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude.Love does not demand it own way.Love is not irritable,and it does not keep record of when it has been wronged.
It is never glad about injustice but rejoices when truth wins out.
Love never gives up,never loses faith,is always hopeful and endures through every circumstance.
Love will last forever.

Her heart glows like the coals of a warm fire,
Having no trouble with her true felt desire.
Knowing what she wants,
Letting her body flaunt,
Looking as her skin shows bright,
We both know it must be right.

All that has been done,
In the night and in the evening sun,
This fire that we light,
All our love such a beautiful sight.

I feel it in my bones and eyes,
A love that never dies,
We were given a gift,
Something that gave our spirits a lift.

While the sun sinks below the moutain,
Our body naked in a foutain,
A moment to treasure,
A moment Forever,
Such a thing as this,
In the utmost sense is true bliss.

All to be given,
Is the life that's to be liven,
A bond between two,
A bond that is to be shared with you.

This that is so nice,
That odds are the role of the dice,
For me to have you,
Shows me I can be true.

There once was a shining Christmas tree
Standing out where all could see.
Its brilliance captured every eye
And seemed to cheer each passer by.

"The lights are so bright," they would say
And hesitate to walk away.
The tree stood proud ablaze with light
For every light was burning bright.

Then some bulb was heard to say
"I'm tired of burning night and day;
I think I'll just go out and take a rest
For I'm too tired to do my best;
Besides I am so very small
I doubt if I'd be missed at all."

Then a child lovingly touched the light,
"Look, mother, this one shines so very bright.
I think of all the lights upon the tree
This one looks the best to me."

"Oh my goodness," said the light
"I almost dimmed right out of sight.
I thought perhaps no one would care
If I failed to shine my share."
With that a glorious brilliance came
For every light had felt the same.

Our Gospel, like this Christmas tree,
With little lights which are you and me,
We each have a space that we must fill
With love, and lessons and good will.
Let's keep our tree ablaze with light,
With testimonies burning bright.
For our Gospel is a living tree
That lights the way to eternity.

The day light breaks again
Another day has begun.
But still no sleep has come.
My body is weary

My mind overworked.
I lie awake thinking

But what I am unsure.
I need to break free from the cycle I endure.

Everyday is the same and the nights are undistinguished.
I feel as though I am being pushed along with the tide

Unable to break free from the everyday flow.
This is not me I need to change, before time takes over

And I am unable to change.
I need to be freed from the grasp of ordinary

And become that person I have always longed for.
Express myself in every way, and conquer the dreams as I lie awake.

Then I may fall asleep and put my mind to rest.
Make changes in my life and help those in need.

I would like to touch everyone's life in a positive way
And leave my mark on society before I fade away.

Every person in the lifetime has his or her highs and lows. At the time of highs every one will be around you to pat you up, to congratulate you. However, when it is the time of the lows what comes for the rescue. In this case person needs some motivation so that he or she does not lose the heart and goes in for another big effort. Now how to motivate the disheartened person? Obvious one of the most effective ways is motivational quotes. They create that strong wave of doing something, that burning desire to achieve the goal, teach how to survive the failures in life. There have been great motivational speakers in past and surely there will be many. But every one may not have these motivational speakers at their disposal so motivation quotations are ready reference for everything. Persons who rise in life are very balanced persons and motivated towards their goals. To be passionate about anything in life you got to believe it and be motivated. Sometimes we need to ignore minor shortcomings and highlight good things in order to motivate other person

I'm from Chicago but go to school in Aurora... is there anyone from there or near there?