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Israeli Airport Security What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology! TEL AVIV, Israel...	712	6	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 12
BEER CAN VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and...	951	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 20
Getting Old You'll all love this! " #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned t...	937	22	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 23
Getting Old You'll all love this! #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me an...	569	0	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 10
How Can Music n Memory Benfit People with Dementia I ran across this article and I thought someone/s could benefit from this! Music can be powerful for people with dementia. Studies have shown musi...	567	3	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 11
Doctor and Lawyer A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor f...	645	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 13
How To Get Hired At Walmart A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equ...	1,005	6	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 14
Senior at the Concert An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorr...	758	9	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 11

50 of the most beautiful women ever-morph This is really awesome!	1,122	14	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 9
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restau Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? A: Four fish got battered! What do you call a sleepy pizza? A: A piZZZZZZZZZZa!...	969	3	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 23
Easter What does it mean to you? What will you be doing on Easter Sunday? Will you attend some type of religious service or is it just another Sund...	635	12	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 19
Are The Blogs Dying? It seems we have far less bloggers than we use to. What do you think?...	1,177	23	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 23
Blogger Missing I was just going to write a blog about 2back and wish her a very happy, happy birthday but her profile is missing! Does anyon...	1,087	24	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 11
A farm story Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoi...	640	11	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 18
Saint Patrick's Day St Patrick’s Day is nearly upon us and on March 17, millions of people will be adorning themselves in green, orange and white and toasting with a pint...	790	28	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 10
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper... A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got th...	994	11	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 19
THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPY I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a c...	721	10	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 1
Who's Phone Is This? Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to tal...	750	8	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 16
Today, March 7, Is My Anniversary! Have you ever tried to quit smoking? Smoking had a monster grip on me for 20 years! I didn't think I could break the habit! Well, 42 years ago toda...	1,116	16	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 22
Perspective Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him las...	627	4	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 10
The Salesman Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyo...	682	6	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 8

What are ARAPROSDOKIANS? ARAPROSDOKIANS are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected. Winston Churchill loved them. Some examples...	1,628	12	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 14
Who Would You Who, on CS would you like to spend time with on a vacation @ a luxurious resort, deserted island, or sailing? Anyone open to this idea? Who do...	1,754	49	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 10
Family Togetherness............. A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniver...	660	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16
Cell Phones In Public After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out...	753	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16
How do you make a hamburger giggle? How do you make a hamburger giggle? A: Pickle it gently! What can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas! What did one stra...	817	3	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16
Old Age Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor in...	654	5	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 22
What Is A Friend What is a friend/s? Friends walk with you side-by-side and heart-to-heart! Whether near or far, a friend lives forever...	786	16	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 19
For My Friends On CS This is a traditional Irish blessing! May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold a coin or two. May the sun shine brigh...	831	12	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 18
I Need your Help To Save A Fellow Blogger A good friend on CS is currently in the CS doghouse. What can we say or do to get her out? Need your suggestions! Will you help her? The first par...	2,393	41	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 20
Romance An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:...	1,079	3	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 14

Nordakota Cow Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He needs a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandah...	1,362	17	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 19
A Love Story To Bring A Tear To Your Eye Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen...	816	12	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 17
Procrastination I keep thinking of taking a course on procrastination but I never seem to get round to it. The stallion and the mare were going to get married, bu...	864	10	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	17 hrs ago
Lady Bloggers HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , to all of the pretty and nice ladies here!...	719	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 18
Little Johnny And Susie Were Planning To Get Wed Little Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Jo...	738	6	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	13 hrs ago
She Is So Blond She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. At...	3,601	95	0	Jul 2014	Feb 2016	May 22
Lady and divorce Attorney A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says "I want a divorce." The lawyer says, "Do you have grounds?" Oh yes she said, "We have about 4 acres and a...	676	2	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 14
Why People Go South in Winter Look at the video and you will see why people in the northern US go south in the winter!	870	16	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 15
Bill Tries To Cheer Up Hillary Clinton This blog is not to insult anyone. It is meant as entertainment! I hope everyone has a wonderful day! Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morni...	852	6	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 18
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"...	1,114	11	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 11
A MAN'S POEM I pray for a good looking woman who owns a bar on a golf course and sends me fishing and beer drinking! This poem doesn't rhyme and I don't c...	703	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 22

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