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Lets face it You're thinking about her arsehole right?...	918	26	0	Apr 2020	May 2021	May 8
Roast pork I have folloerd best advice, hot oven and plenty of salt first alf hour. but im concerned it wont be right. I dont really care about crackling, I am...	838	17	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	May 2
Why do you love me? You see how it goes, it could go this way or that...	732	8	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	May 2
I'm sick of this... I'm sick to the stomach, and chewing my fingernails down to the quick, as there is so much misinformation and half truths being pedalled here. I wa...	756	27	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	May 9
Australia versus New Zealand... Yes, they always win the rugby, they play it very well. But going back in time, Australia was colonised by English convicts, many of whom were Iris...	962	4	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	May 2
Olives So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that. World politics, pretty girls, our workplaces... An...	1,123	20	0	May 2018	Jul 2018	May 3
I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher. In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...	2,180	42	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	May 7
Australia's cricket shame. Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...	1,258	15	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 27

Dying wishes. We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...	1,640	46	0	Jan 2018	Feb 2018	7 hrs ago
Do you like having your hair pulled? Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...	1,398	32	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 3
Manchester. With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant women in Manchester an extra pack of fags with their r...	809	2	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 7
Australia wins the world cup Rugby league world champions 2017. So that's the end of it....	663	6	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	2 hrs ago
The saucepan blog. Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...	1,901	43	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	9 hrs ago
A wolf in sheeps clothing? ...	868	1	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	May 7
Ladies I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...	1,302	12	0	Oct 2017	Oct 2017	May 5
EGGS So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...	1,148	29	0	Sep 2017	Oct 2017	May 1
Do you believe everything you see on TV? I tend to think most things on telly are true....	1,084	20	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	May 2
Yet another Fender Blog. So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...	809	10	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	May 8
A serious few questions for everybody. We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...	986	23	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	May 1
A Question. Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whol...	1,044	12	1	Jul 2017	Aug 2017	May 7
IncogNitro Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing Pommy teacher....	848	6	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 7

I dont mean to boast... The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...	1,272	25	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 5
It's a lovely day today. Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise. [/...	956	9	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
Groceries. What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in...	986	7	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 7
The good old days Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....	884	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 25
An Important Message For Chinese People. sc...	823	10	0	May 2017	May 2017	18 hrs ago
The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog. Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...	1,075	20	0	May 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 26
Women these days... The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said somet...	797	7	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 8
This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation. OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...	1,187	19	0	May 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 30
Protectionist policies versus the free market economy. Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the introduction of extra tarrifs and taxes on imported...	598	-	0	May 2017	May 2017	14 hrs ago
Please answer this honestly. Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thing is, I'd like to get some feedback whether or not...	698	-	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 2

I'm really happy with my keys. They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, even open my post office box to see what mail I've g...	789	25	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 5
It really defies all comprehension... So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through profile pics until you feel nauseas from the irritatin...	755	-	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 5
For a mystery member. You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....	1,101	23	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 27
I heard a rumour... That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...	1,076	14	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 8
The other blog of the day Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...	992	17	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 30
A valuable lesson for the ladies. She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...	938	13	1	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 26
Medical cannabis It all started the other day when I noticed my letter box was slightly crooked. Normally, I wouldnt worry too much about that kind of thing but seeing...	1,033	17	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 8
Zindagi I don't like zindagi, it always gets caught in my teeth....	752	9	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 26
Cryptic love song dedications. ...	1,069	7	0	Dec 2016	Nov 2017	18 hrs ago
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give one to someone special. Here's a song...	1,361	7	0	Dec 2016	Nov 2017	May 8
dont you hate it when you decide to go out for a drive in your shorty shorts, and you slam your balls in the car door?...	1,193	22	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	7 hrs ago

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