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Groceries.

What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in...
98170Jul 2017Jul 201711 mins ago

Yet another Fender Blog.

So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...
807100Aug 2017Aug 20172 hrs ago

Last Christmas

I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give one to someone special. Here's a song...
1,34770Dec 2016Nov 20173 hrs ago

I heard a rumour...

That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...
1,075140Mar 2017Mar 20174 hrs ago

Australia's cricket shame.

Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...
1,256150Mar 2018Mar 20184 hrs ago

Ladies

I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...
1,292120Oct 2017Oct 20175 hrs ago

Roast pork

I have folloerd best advice, hot oven and plenty of salt first alf hour. but im concerned it wont be right. I dont really care about crackling, I am...
835170Mar 2020Mar 20206 hrs ago

Lets face it

You're thinking about her arsehole right?...
914260Apr 2020May 20216 hrs ago

I am thinking

Of selling my 1998 model NEC video cassette recorder. It is Y2K compliant and can be connected to the stereo system with a cable. But on the other han...
768120Sep 2016Sep 20168 hrs ago

A valuable lesson for the ladies.

She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...
938131Dec 2016Dec 201610 hrs ago

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...
982230Aug 2017Aug 201710 hrs ago

For the Irish hotties.

I think its pretty safe to say that Jolene was an Irish hotty from the internet, who else has emerald eyes and auburn hair? We could probably even nar...
1,596100Apr 2016Apr 201611 hrs ago

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...
1,075200May 2017Nov 201711 hrs ago

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
2,007420Dec 2015Nov 201711 hrs ago

For all the American women.

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982110Sep 2016Sep 201611 hrs ago

Please answer this honestly.

Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thing is, I'd like to get some feedback whether or not...
697-0May 2017May 201712 hrs ago

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...
1,894430Nov 2017Nov 201713 hrs ago

What do you think, Ladies?

Dont be shy now, tell us what you really think. And dont just make something up because I can tell if you're lying....
1,041130Aug 2016Aug 201613 hrs ago

Have you been sniffing model aeroplane glue again?

Or are you on meth? A lot of people have turned to heroin instead....
89680Apr 2016Apr 201613 hrs ago

Zindagi

I don't like zindagi, it always gets caught in my teeth....
75190Dec 2016Dec 201614 hrs ago

The frog blog

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1,650120Jan 2016Jan 201616 hrs ago

Why do you love me?

You see how it goes, it could go this way or that...
72780Mar 2020Mar 202016 hrs ago

Lets sort this out for once and for all.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdotal evidence and hearsay about the matter, but appa...
1,554180Mar 2016Nov 201717 hrs ago

What do you think about this?

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1,369130Jan 2016Jan 201617 hrs ago

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...
2,173420Apr 2018Apr 201817 hrs ago

Manchester.

With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant women in Manchester an extra pack of fags with their r...
80720Jan 2018Jan 201818 hrs ago

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...
1,140290Sep 2017Oct 201719 hrs ago

For all the Irish women.

Hope they share it with all the other women around the world....
799110Sep 2016Sep 201620 hrs ago

Australia versus New Zealand...

Yes, they always win the rugby, they play it very well. But going back in time, Australia was colonised by English convicts, many of whom were Iris...
96040Jan 2020Jan 202023 hrs ago

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...
1,269250Jul 2017Jul 2017Apr 25

Its kind of strange...

When I get dressed up in my superman cape and shorty short shorts, and then I catch the bus. When I sit on the back seat like the bad boys, a strange...
74750Aug 2016Aug 2016Apr 25

The mower blog

So what do you think about this awesome machine?...
1,356230Jan 2016Jan 2016Apr 25

The Hedgehog.

So what's your opinion?...
1,001150Sep 2016Sep 2016Apr 25

WITNESS!!!

SHINY AND CHROME! GASTOWN AND BULLET FARM........................
88290Feb 2016Feb 2016Apr 25

Female athletes 2016

As I watch the Olympic games on TV, I notice that the majority of female athletes appear to have a smaller breast size. Understandably, its not like a...
976110Aug 2016Aug 2016Apr 25

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
1,078200Sep 2017Sep 2017Apr 25

The hot date.

After meeting on CS, me and this Irish bird started chatting and sending little smiley emoticons to each other. We chatted on Skype and arranged to me...
947210Aug 2016Aug 2016Apr 25

Do you carry a knife?

When you go out, particularly at night, do you carry a knife or some other weapon to protect yourself?...
1,302190Feb 2016Feb 2016Apr 25

It really defies all comprehension...

So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through profile pics until you feel nauseas from the irritatin...
753-0Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 25

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are they like a truck tyre or not. Simple?...
1,602250Jan 2016Nov 2017Apr 25

The good old days

Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....
88450May 2017May 2017Apr 25

My body builder girlfriend. (Based on a potentiall

I had always admired Tiffany in high school, good-looking, athletic, smart, nice arse etc. etc... Then we met at a reunion and she was even hotter tha...
1,513180Jul 2016Jul 2016Apr 25

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