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A valuable lesson for the ladies.

She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...
938131Oct 2016Dec 2016Dec 20165 hrs ago

A Question.

Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whol...
1,038121Jul 2017Jul 2017Aug 2017Apr 21

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...
982230Aug 2017Aug 20176 hrs ago

Yet another Fender Blog.

So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...
806100Aug 2017Aug 2017Apr 23

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
1,078200Sep 2017Sep 201724 hrs ago

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...
1,140290Sep 2017Oct 201715 hrs ago

Ladies

I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...
1,292120Oct 2017Oct 201717 mins ago

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

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86410Nov 2017Nov 2017Apr 22

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...
1,894430Nov 2017Nov 20178 hrs ago

Australia wins the world cup

Rugby league world champions 2017. So that's the end of it....
65960Dec 2017Dec 2017Apr 22

Manchester.

With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant women in Manchester an extra pack of fags with their r...
80720Jan 2018Jan 201814 hrs ago

Do you like having your hair pulled?

Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...
1,394320Jan 2018Jan 2018Apr 24

Dying wishes.

We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...
1,628460Jan 2018Feb 2018Apr 25

Australia's cricket shame.

Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...
1,255150Mar 2018Mar 2018Apr 25

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...
2,173420Apr 2018Apr 201812 hrs ago

Olives

So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that. World politics, pretty girls, our workplaces... An...
1,117200May 2018Jul 2018Apr 22

Australia versus New Zealand...

Yes, they always win the rugby, they play it very well. But going back in time, Australia was colonised by English convicts, many of whom were Iris...
96040Jan 2020Jan 202019 hrs ago

I'm sick of this...

I'm sick to the stomach, and chewing my fingernails down to the quick, as there is so much misinformation and half truths being pedalled here. I wa...
751270Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 24

Why do you love me?

You see how it goes, it could go this way or that...
72780Mar 2020Mar 202011 hrs ago

Roast pork

I have folloerd best advice, hot oven and plenty of salt first alf hour. but im concerned it wont be right. I dont really care about crackling, I am...
835170Mar 2020Mar 20201 hrs ago

Lets face it

You're thinking about her arsehole right?...
914260Apr 2020May 20211 hrs ago

The other blog of the day

Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...
990170Feb 2017Feb 2017Apr 20

I heard a rumour...

That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...
1,074140Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 20

For a mystery member.

You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....
1,100230Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 20

It really defies all comprehension...

So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through profile pics until you feel nauseas from the irritatin...
753-0Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 25

I'm really happy with my keys.

They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, even open my post office box to see what mail I've g...
786250May 2017May 2017Apr 23

Please answer this honestly.

Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thing is, I'd like to get some feedback whether or not...
697-0May 2017May 20178 hrs ago

Protectionist policies versus the free market economy.

Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the introduction of extra tarrifs and taxes on imported...
596-0May 2017May 2017Apr 24

This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation.

OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...
1,186190May 2017Nov 2017Apr 21

Women these days...

The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said somet...
79570May 2017May 2017Apr 21

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...
1,075200May 2017Nov 20176 hrs ago

An Important Message For Chinese People.

sc...
820100May 2017May 2017Apr 21

The good old days

Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....
88450May 2017May 2017Apr 25

Groceries.

What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in...
98070Jul 2017Jul 2017Apr 21

It's a lovely day today.

Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise. [/...
95690Jul 2017Jul 2017Apr 21

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...
1,269250Jul 2017Jul 201721 hrs ago

IncogNitro

Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing Pommy teacher....
84760Jul 2017Jul 2017Apr 23

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
2,007420Dec 2015Nov 20176 hrs ago

This blog kind of allows comments, maybe for a bit

You'd better be quick, and you'd better make it good. Because I'll delete it in a few hours most likely. And be polite.
1,578310Jan 2016Nov 2017Apr 20

The mower blog

So what do you think about this awesome machine?...
1,356230Jan 2016Jan 201622 hrs ago

The frog blog

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1,650120Jan 2016Jan 201611 hrs ago

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are they like a truck tyre or not. Simple?...
1,602250Jan 2016Nov 2017Apr 25

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