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May 9, 2017 2:21 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
Chris8739
Chris8739Chris8739Durango, Colorado USA1 Threads 98 Posts
Hi, I'm Chris, living in Dirtball Colorado USA. It's a great place.
You can become a millionaire easily here.

Just bring two or three and get out while you still can.

I've been lurking and recently decided I like the kinda twisted flavor of this place.
It looks like a good place to meet some friends and new enemies too.
And I see it's an opportunity to keep the humor level up.
I'm not exactly thin-skinned, so I oughta be able to go a few rounds.

So, greetings to all.
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May 9, 2017 2:26 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
MimiArt7348
MimiArt7348MimiArt7348KL, Kuala Lumpur Malaysia2 Threads 426 Posts
wave
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May 9, 2017 2:27 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Chris8739: Hi, I'm Chris, living in Dirtball Colorado USA. It's a great place.
You can become a millionaire easily here.

Just bring two or three and get out while you still can.

I've been lurking and recently decided I like the kinda twisted flavor of this place.
It looks like a good place to meet some friends and new enemies too.
And I see it's an opportunity to keep the humor level up.
I'm not exactly thin-skinned, so I oughta be able to go a few rounds.

So, greetings to all.


Serene, nice to meet you handshake
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May 9, 2017 2:28 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Chris8739: Hi, I'm Chris, living in Dirtball Colorado USA. It's a great place.
You can become a millionaire easily here.

Just bring two or three and get out while you still can.

I've been lurking and recently decided I like the kinda twisted flavor of this place.
It looks like a good place to meet some friends and new enemies too.
And I see it's an opportunity to keep the humor level up.
I'm not exactly thin-skinned, so I oughta be able to go a few rounds.

So, greetings to all.


Welcome wave
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May 9, 2017 2:35 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Welcome Chris.

Here at CS we have a custom, where newcomers must write a 1500 word essay about their lawnmower.

teddybear
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May 9, 2017 7:35 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
Chris8739
Chris8739Chris8739Durango, Colorado USA1 Threads 98 Posts
Thanks for the welcomes. I was expecting at least one possible flame war and had coffeed up for that.

banana applause cheering
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May 9, 2017 7:40 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
Chris8739
Chris8739Chris8739Durango, Colorado USA1 Threads 98 Posts
pat8lanips: Welcome Chris.

Here at CS we have a custom, where newcomers must write a 1500 word essay about their lawnmower.


Since we have only a three month season for using, I can do fewer, right?
Summer is short. It snowed here this week. This is mud season. It's hard to mow snow and mud.
I have to make the most of summer when here, so I favor a native garden.

Maybe if it breaks, I can be more eloquent.

laugh laugh laugh
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May 9, 2017 7:45 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I believe in areas of snow, mowing is not really required. However, there are various snow-removing machines and Zamboni's and whatnot associated with snow. So I'm not seeing any justification for a reduction in the word count. If anything it should be more.

teddybear
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May 9, 2017 7:49 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
What name is "Dirtball" ?
Where does it come from?


cswelcome
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May 9, 2017 7:51 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
Chris8739: Hi, I'm Chris, living in Dirtball Colorado USA. It's a great place.
You can become a millionaire easily here.

Just bring two or three and get out while you still can.

I've been lurking and recently decided I like the kinda twisted flavor of this place.
It looks like a good place to meet some friends and new enemies too.
And I see it's an opportunity to keep the humor level up.
I'm not exactly thin-skinned, so I oughta be able to go a few rounds.

So, greetings to all.



Greetings Chris, hope you enjoy your time on here!dancing cheers
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May 9, 2017 8:16 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
Chris8739
Chris8739Chris8739Durango, Colorado USA1 Threads 98 Posts
pat8lanips: I believe in areas of snow, mowing is not really required. However, there are various snow-removing machines and Zamboni's and whatnot associated with snow. So I'm not seeing any justification for a reduction in the word count. If anything it should be more.


OK, I will accept that. Add these to the count. You are counting, right?

Funny thing about snow. Unless you are maniacal and AR, you don't really have to do anything about it. If you are patient, it goes away on its own.

It also has its pleasures. Skiing, snow machines (BRAAAP), you name it. It makes the mountains better, because the whiners are elsewhere hiding inside.

I used my snowblower once this year, and it was only to clear a path to my truck. There was only one storm that dumped a meter of the white stuff.

So keep that global warming stuff up, kiddies. These moving electrons are no doubt contributing, and now I am adding to meet my required entry creds.
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May 9, 2017 8:54 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
sergio09
sergio09sergio09Knoxville, Tennessee USA31 Threads 901 Posts
handshake Welcome.....Brad, here
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May 9, 2017 9:01 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
Chris8739
Chris8739Chris8739Durango, Colorado USA1 Threads 98 Posts
Hi Brad, was just in your area, Flower Mound. Got to see everyone wound up about the local election!
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May 9, 2017 7:54 PM CST And in this corner...introducing
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Chris8739: Hi, I'm Chris, living in Dirtball Colorado USA. It's a great place.
You can become a millionaire easily here.

Just bring two or three and get out while you still can.

I've been lurking and recently decided I like the kinda twisted flavor of this place.
It looks like a good place to meet some friends and new enemies too.
And I see it's an opportunity to keep the humor level up.
I'm not exactly thin-skinned, so I oughta be able to go a few rounds.

So, greetings to all.




Hey, welcome to the forums. wave you fly your plane any higher and you'll be in competition with NASA.

My bro, his sugar-mommy and their twelve quarter-horses are living a good ranch life in Parker, Co. beautiful, but Winter Park is my favorite spot out there.
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May 9, 2017 7:54 PM CST And in this corner...introducing
Chris8739
Chris8739Chris8739Durango, Colorado USA1 Threads 98 Posts
pat8lanips: I believe in areas of snow, mowing is not really required. However, there are various snow-removing machines and Zamboni's and whatnot associated with snow. So I'm not seeing any justification for a reduction in the word count. If anything it should be more.
So here are some more words in fulfillment of my admission requirement. You are still counting, right?

The lawnmower which I brought home, foolishly thinking winter was over, is now covered with snow. I doubt if it would even start. Foolish me. It's not June 1.

Being lazy, the winter clothes are still handy. Never put them away until August is my rule.

The snowstorm predicted for the first week of June will be proclaimed the first snow of winter. So we can start waxing our skis in preparation. A day or two later, we can make an effort to start that sleepy lawnmower.
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May 22, 2017 7:22 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
Jenny5IA
Jenny5IAJenny5IACabopino, Andalusia Spain8 Threads 247 Posts
Chris8739: Hi, I'm Chris, living in Dirtball Colorado USA. It's a great place.
You can become a millionaire easily here.

Just bring two or three and get out while you still can.

I've been lurking and recently decided I like the kinda twisted flavor of this place.
It looks like a good place to meet some friends and new enemies too.
And I see it's an opportunity to keep the humor level up.
I'm not exactly thin-skinned, so I oughta be able to go a few rounds.

So, greetings to all.

Make plenty of enemies on CS simply by having a sense of humour, it irritates the older folk morewine
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May 22, 2017 7:37 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Jenny5IA: Make plenty of enemies on CS simply by having a sense of humour, it irritates the older folk more


An angel like you wouldn't make enemies, would you, jenny? innocent
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May 22, 2017 7:44 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
Jenny5IA
Jenny5IAJenny5IACabopino, Andalusia Spain8 Threads 247 Posts
mollybaby: An angel like you wouldn't make enemies, would you, jenny?

It´s hard to believe but it seems like I do, ho humdrinking
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May 22, 2017 7:51 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Jenny5IA: It´s hard to believe but it seems like I do, ho hum



I simply cannot understand how dunno
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May 22, 2017 11:56 AM CST And in this corner...introducing
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Lookin4missright: Hope not or i'll have to find someone else to snog


Oi, no two-timing myself and Krema with someone else scold
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