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online today!online today!ooby_doobyAshland, Virginia USA957 Threads 29 Polls 7,670 PostsIt's an alarm clock for men only. It doesn't make a sound but it uses a much more basic form of stimulation. The clock is equipped with a robotic feminine hand which is refrigerated to 40 degrees f (10c) and at the set time the hand grabs the man by the Johnson. I can build a prototype but I'm having a hard time finding volunteers who are willing to submit to a comprehensive testing trial. I'm fairly sure the clock will work as advertised but it really needs to be tested in the field. 
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ooby_dooby: It's an alarm clock for men only. It doesn't make a sound but it uses a much more basic form of stimulation. The clock is equipped with a robotic feminine hand which is refrigerated to 40 degrees f (10c) and at the set time the hand grabs the man by the Johnson. I can build a prototype but I'm having a hard time finding volunteers who are willing to submit to a comprehensive testing trial. I'm fairly sure the clock will work as advertised but it really needs to be tested in the field.
Do you really think that would wake men...
What about 0c?
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I prefer another female intervention to be waking up in the morning....
And the temperature is probably much more pleasant...
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ooby_dooby: It's an alarm clock for men only. It doesn't make a sound but it uses a much more basic form of stimulation. The clock is equipped with a robotic feminine hand which is refrigerated to 40 degrees f (10c) and at the set time the hand grabs the man by the Johnson. I can build a prototype but I'm having a hard time finding volunteers who are willing to submit to a comprehensive testing trial. I'm fairly sure the clock will work as advertised but it really needs to be tested in the field.
I know what would effectively wake men...is if u called ur product " the lorena bobbitt alarm system" .
Ye men wont be long jumping out of bed then.
In fact ye wud have the breakfast on ..kids clothed and dropped to school before yer partners even woke up!!
Best of luck.
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ooby_dooby: It's an alarm clock for men only. It doesn't make a sound but it uses a much more basic form of stimulation. The clock is equipped with a robotic feminine hand which is refrigerated to 40 degrees f (10c) and at the set time the hand grabs the man by the Johnson. I can build a prototype but I'm having a hard time finding volunteers who are willing to submit to a comprehensive testing trial. I'm fairly sure the clock will work as advertised but it really needs to be tested in the field.
My EX did it better
nuts
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Deedee123x: I know what would effectively wake men...is if u called ur product " the lorena bobbitt alarm system" .
Ye men wont be long jumping out of bed then.
In fact ye wud have the breakfast on ..kids clothed and dropped to school before yer partners even woke up!!
Best of luck.
Ye men wont be long jumping out of bed then.
In fact ye wud have the breakfast on ..kids clothed and dropped to school before yer partners even woke up!!
Best of luck.
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Bogart_1960: you are dangerous.
Naughty but nice Bogie
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Well I got a brand name for my alarm clock now, The "Lorena".
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Deedee123x: Naughty but nice Bogie
nice for sure
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Bogart_1960: nice for sure
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ooby_dooby: Well I got a brand name for my alarm clock now, The "Lorena".
Will u "CUT" me a slice of the profits.??
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waddaya think men? The lady asked if it would really work? I'm fairly confident it would work almost too well.
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Deedee123x: I dunno BW..it just came to me....
I do love men....incase anyone thinks im the female leecharming
I do love men....incase anyone thinks im the female leecharming
I love men too I've been known to come up, with some zingers myself.In this day and age it does help to hopefully be able to find the humor in things.
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Deedee123x: Will u "CUT" me a slice of the profits.??
Deedee you are on a roll tonight.
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Bearwoman: Deedee you are on a roll tonight.
I cant help myself BW..
Virtual high five me and u
Lol.
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Nite ladies !!!!Crunia: The whole day Bearwoman ....
Nite ladies !!!!
Nite ladies !!!!
Nite
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George Clooney's Invention: (do not eat or drink when viewing this video)
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Deedee123x: I know what would effectively wake men...is if u called ur product " the lorena bobbitt alarm system" .
Ye men wont be long jumping out of bed then.
In fact ye wud have the breakfast on ..kids clothed and dropped to school before yer partners even woke up!!
Best of luck.
Dee,Ye men wont be long jumping out of bed then.
In fact ye wud have the breakfast on ..kids clothed and dropped to school before yer partners even woke up!!
Best of luck.
Packaging is everything. Label it that way, put a regular alarm in the box and have the alarm play the theme from Jaws. I'll guarantee no hitting the snooze button there!!!
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UncleAl1953: Dee,
Packaging is everything. Label it that way, put a regular alarm in the box and have the alarm play the theme from Jaws. I'll guarantee no hitting the snooze button there!!!
Packaging is everything. Label it that way, put a regular alarm in the box and have the alarm play the theme from Jaws. I'll guarantee no hitting the snooze button there!!!
Yes ..great idea Uncle lol
No a snooze button wouldnt be fitted to these alarms.
Like are u seriously gonna hit it once Lorena tells u to get up the first time
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