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agoodguy2have

by agoodguy2havesuffolk, Virginia, USA

May 2011 737 Views 14 comments

the restaurant helpdesk

Author: agoodguy2have
Please listen to all our options as
our...hmmm...ahhh...menu has changed
press 1 to request another menu
press 2 to ask for just desserts
press 3 to pay your bill by credit
press 4 to pay the bill by debit
press 5 for hours of service
press 6 for more silverware
press 7 for more napkins
press 8 to eat
press 9 to dine
press 10 if you can
press * to request a waiter/waitress
press # to start from the beginning
.
.
.
I'm sorry, I didn't understand that...
press 1 to...

© agoodguy2have 2011-05-10
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: May 2011
About this poem:
billions and billions...served

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Comments (14)

niah9
niah9Auckland, New ZealandMay 13, 2011
is it really that bad.....goodguy2have....hell, just for a relaxing meal....rolling on the floor laughing bouquet Niah
Macduff5
Macduff5Newcastle, New South Wales AustraliaMay 13, 2011
Wow...have you gone that far in the US? I hope this isn't the way of the future. Cheers Gg. cheers
gnj4u
gnj4uBoston, Massachusetts USAMay 13, 2011
Hi, agoodguy2have,
press 2 to ask for just desserts... Well, I pressed 2 and nothing has happened! Do you call that 'just'? Does that "press 0" for the operator thing still work???
Yankee4you
Yankee4youSt. Albans, Vermont USAMay 13, 2011
You forgot "would you like to try our new Macswirly Marmelade coolata..."
pilgrimageoflove
pilgrimageofloveSydney, New South Wales AustraliaMay 14, 2011
agoodguy2have
No button to file a complaint? I am not happy about that.
Pinkpoetress
PinkpoetressClarksburg, West Virginia USAMay 15, 2011
GoodGuy,
I love this one. I am lol right now. You have a great gift. Very creative. rolling on the floor laughing
Earlgreytea
EarlgreyteaLimassol, CyprusMay 18, 2011
nice humor we can all relate to...
boyshchrm6
boyshchrm6barrie, Ontario CanadaMay 19, 2011
Perhaps it should be called the Restaurant Helpless Desk as are most of these electronic menus.dunno confused frustrated angel peace
gvmeu2
gvmeu2springfield, Massachusetts USAMay 19, 2011
rolling on the floor laughing truly got a chuckle out of this one goodguy...though eventually are options sadly will run outcheers live life to the fullest... inciteful write-gvmeu2handshake wine
caroljoyce
caroljoyceManchester, Greater Manchester, England UKMay 20, 2011
GG the prophet? Those options have one going around in circles and should be illegal.
SCatlyn
SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKJun 17, 2011
I absolutely love this! (It's the only time I've laughed over this extremely annoying, frustrating situation! laugh )

Great poem and thanks for writing!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10(I hope they heard all those tens...rolling on the floor laughing )
Redex
RedexNorthumberland, England UKJun 18, 2011
Ah goodguy this is a dietdunno grin popcorn wine you see you just pressed the right number 13peace
newboyseeksgirl
newboyseeksgirlTraveston, Queensland AustraliaJun 18, 2011
Awe man that's why my kitchen has only one option devil devil and only one option.... cheers nice one "good"
Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USAJun 18, 2011
No...no... NO.....I can't take anymore pressing of the buttons. Every time I press one I feel like one of mine is being pressedcrying
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