let's do it

peas do it
whole forests of
deciduous trees do it
we's could do it too

let's copulate

complete phylums of
pedigrees do it
i hope you'll agrees, 'n' do it
all desires to appease, do it

let's copulate

the paupers and the potentates
everyone wants to procreate
all manner of fauna and flora
do desire and simply adora

to copulate, they think it's great
every species wants its mate

giraffes are always necking
pretty parrots prefer pecking
gouramis like their kissing
waiting ladies, other blissing

so let's copulate

orchids all colored and scenting
attracting insects by augmenting
instincts desire to copulate
life’s fascination to procreate

arthropods genetically driven
give nods to drives unforgivin'
the whole world's standard of livin'
is driven by a desire insatiate

to copulate and procreate

so i hope that you'll agrees
don't give my affections a tease
i prefer not to beg, but please
i'll get down on my knees to

assume my position
on this admonition
let's copulate

oh baby, slake my burning desire
to amorously set your pipes on fire
all i really wanna do
is water your Archimedean screw

so let's do it baby, let's copulate

to tell you now, my own discourse
it's just our mattered intercourse
a filibuster would be remiss
I vote for you and me to congress

I'm unimpeachable
if you're reachable
let's do it, let's copulate

© agoodguy2have 2011-06-02
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
with thanks, (and sincere apologies) to Cole Porter

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Pinkpoetress
GG,
I don't know how you do it, but thank you for sharing your talented words. This poem was interesting and different. I enjoyed.
trurorob
hahaha, good laugh, wonder whats on your mind??
rob
Fellsman
Hi GG

Who could possibly argue with such a compelling and appealing enreaty? "Make love, not war" isn't the the worst motto I've ever heard...

Thanks for your entertaining and intriguing write...

Bill wine wine
Fellsman
Hi GG

Who could possibly argue with such a compelling and appealing enreaty? "Make love, not war" isn't the the worst motto I've ever heard...

Thanks for your entertaining and intriguing write...

Bill wine wine
andrew149
Well written GG, I really enjoyed the laugh.....Andrew..cool
gnj4u
Hi, agoodguy2have, "And so, it was written,..." (1 Corinthians 15:45)
Odette67
Your imagination knows no bounds GG, the Lord said, "Go Forth And Multiply" love it.

Christina applause lips
DaBomb72
Excellent writing...Bravo Goodguy ! I enjoyed it to the max handshake wine
Macduff5
GG...I'm glad you apologised to Cole Porter. I don't think I've read too many parodies on here...so well done for introducing this form again. I'm still not sure what a gourami is though. cheers
caroljoyce
Very cool and hot. Great rhyme all the time.
pilgrimageoflove
AGGTH
HAHA. Loved it. Yeah. I say, just do it.
jazzy75
Hoy Cow!! Let's do it!!yay
.....let me wanting more for sure!! blushing
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