There was a time when she could not get her fill
Those phone calls were ever such a thrill
Now even though he still paid the bill
Talking to him was like taking a pill
To make those calls she had not the will

Once he was her turtle dove
She placed supreme value on his love
Now she could not find the time
Though it will not cost her a dime
Just thinking about him was like eating lime

That she no longer cared was the truth
This was the problem at it's root
Still his benefits he did not want to lose
Anyway she was too nice to tell him a lie
Or kiss the benefits he offered good-bye