she phones me daily in the middle of the night loves coffee and bailey's and sometimes coors light such a mystery lady always heard, seldom seen her favorite expression "you know what I mean?" her mercurian mood swings just keep me guessing if she's in a good one I call that a blessing but if she's in a bad one I run for the hills to find liquor myself and a number of pills she sure knows her football she hangs on each play should 'bama be losing stay out of her way unless you enjoy a big, bloody nose 'tis best to be silent and stay on one's toes but when they are winning she laughs and she cries "that's what I'm talkin''bout baby just roll on tide" her many admirers with her try to flirt of crimson and white they give her t-shirts it doesn't look good boys best run home to mother seems her beloved 'bama's just lost to another
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Posted: Jul 2009
About this poem:
this is inspired by my buddy debbie, who, incidentally, is not a barfly
Hi, hedistuff, ...she sure knows her football she hangs on each play… What a fun read! I have a few women friends who are quite knowledgeable about football. The ones that live nearby are Patriots fans - of course. Guess they best avoid her mercurian mood swings when 'bama faces defeat. Thanks for sharing.
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...she sure knows her football she hangs on each play… What a fun read! I have a few women friends who are quite knowledgeable about football. The ones that live nearby are Patriots fans - of course. Guess they best avoid her mercurian mood swings when 'bama faces defeat. Thanks for sharing.
Rob