Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Limerick Jack Spratt
His wife was more obese than that,
They had a fight
Most every night
As to who got the food for the cat.
Limerick A Woman From Texas
She already has five eX.s
They could not perform
What she considered norm
She's using a vib for her erectus
limerick challenge
Who said "I'll disgracefully grow older instead"
Of joining some Club
Where the members all blub
About having to gargle with Rinstead.
About this poem:
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils.These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
There once was .....
Who thought that she might in the nexus
Meet the love of her life,
be his trouble and strife,
and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
Limerick - Gertrude
She's the world's most closeted prude
I wouldn't be surprised
That she closes her eyes
When bathing she wont see herself nude.
About this poem:
I probably have known her !Limerick Romeo
He should have given it up long ago,
He has a stiff neck
And that's what he gets,
When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
She can't even remember her age,
But she knows she had fun
When she was young,
And she remembers how many she's laid.
limerick 'ODETTE'
Formally, we've never met,but
She sends me notes
About poems I wrote
I appreciate all the comments I get.
Surprise Limerick
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.
Limerick Frugal
Lives on Broadway on a high hill,
Whenever it rains
He floats down to Main,
Thus he saves on his gasoline bill.
About this poem:
A wise man, maybe he lives in CaliforniaPoems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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